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Friday, July 12, 2002

THE TEXAS CHILI COOK-OFF
Someone aware of my culinary proclivities and where I live sent me this gem, which may or may not have a one-to-one relationship to reality. The punchlines's a bit weak and predictable, but the descriptions - especially from judges #1 and #2 - are fairly accurate. Those wishing to read (slightly) less disputed accounts of such things might start with Frank X. Tolbert's classic
A Bowl of Red which recounts the history of chile, various recipes for the stuff, and the history of the Terlingua Chili Cook-Off.
Recently I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table asking directions to the Budweiser truck, when the call came in. I was assured by the other two judges (Native Texans) that the chili wouldn't be all that spicy and, besides they told me I could have free beer during the tasting, so I accepted.

Here are the scorecards from the event:

Chili # 1: Mike's Maniac Mobster Monster Chili

Judge # 1 -- A little too heavy on the tomato. Amusing kick.
Judge # 2 -- Nice, smooth, tomato flavor. Very mild.
Judge # 3 (Frank) -- Holy shit, what the hell is this stuff? You could remove dried paint from you driveway. Took me two beers to put the flames out. I hope that's the worst one. These Texans are crazy.

Chili # 2: Arthur's Afterburner Chili

Judge # 1 -- Smoky, with a hint of pork. Slight jalapeno tang.
Judge # 2 -- Exciting BBQ flavor, needs more peppers to be taken seriously.
Judge # 3 (Frank) -- Keep this out of the reach of children. I'm not sure what I'm supposed to taste besides pain. I had to wave off two people who wanted to give me the Heimlich maneuver. They had to rush in more beer when they saw the look on my face.

Chili # 3: Fred's Famous Burn Down the Barn Chili

Judge # 1 -- Excellent firehouse chili. Great kick. Needs more beans.
Judge # 2 -- A beanless chili, a bit salty, good use of peppers.
Judge # 3 (Frank) -- Call the EPA. I've located a uranium spill. My nose feels like I have been snorting Drano. Everyone knows the routine by now. Get me more beer before I ignite. Barmaid pounded me on the back, now my backbone is in the front part of my chest. I'm getting shit-faced from all of the beer.

Chili # 4: Bubba's Black Magic Chili

Judge # 1 -- Black bean chili with almost no spice. Disappointing.
Judge # 2 -- Chili using shredded beef, could use more tomato. Must admit the cayenne peppers make a strong statement.
Judge # 3 (Frank) -- My ears are ringing, sweat is pouring off my forehead and I can no longer focus my eyes. I farted and four people behind me needed paramedics. The contestant seemed offended when I told her that her chili had given me brain damage. Sally saved my tongue from bleeding by pouring beer directly on it from the pitcher. I wonder if I'm burning my lips off. It really pisses me off that the other judges asked me to stop screaming. Screw those rednecks.

Chili # 5: Linda's Legal Lip Remover

Judge # 1 -- Meaty, strong chili. Cayenne peppers freshly ground, adding considerable kick. Very impressive.
Judge # 2 -- Chili using shredded beef, could use more tomato. Must admit the cayenne peppers make a strong statement.
Judge # 3 (Frank) -- My ears are ringing, sweat is pouring off my forehead and I can no longer focus my eyes. I farted and four people behind me needed paramedics. The contestant seemed offended when I told her that her chili had given me brain damage. Sally saved my tongue from bleeding by pouring beer directly on it from the pitcher. I wonder if I'm burning my lips off. It really pisses me off that the other judges asked me to stop screaming. Screw those rednecks.

Chili # 6: Vera's Very Vegetarian Variety

Judge # 1 -- Thin yet bold vegetarian variety chili. Good balance of spices and peppers.
Judge # 2 -- The best yet. Aggressive use of peppers, onions and garlic. Superb.
Judge # 3 (Frank) -- My intestines are now a straight pipe filled with gaseous, sulfuric flames. I shit myself when I farted and I'm worried it will eat through the chair. No one seems inclined to stand behind me except that slut Sally. She must be kinkier than I thought. Can't feel my lips anymore. I need to wipe my ass with a snow cone.

Chili # 7: Susan's Screaming Sensation Chili

Judge # 1 -- A mediocre chili with too much reliance on canned peppers.
Judge # 2 -- Ho hum, tastes as if the chef literally threw in a can of chili pep pers at the last moment. I should take note that I'm worried about judge #3. H e appears to be in a bit of distress as he is cursing uncontrollably.
Judge # 3 (Frank) -- You could put a grenade in my mouth, pull the pin and I wouldn't feel a thing. I've lost sight in one eye and the world sounds like it is made of rushing water. My shirt is covered with chili, which slides unnoticed out of my mouth. My pants are full of lava-like shit to match my shirt. At least during the autopsy, they'll know what killed me. I've decided to stop breathing, it's too painful. Screw it, I'm not getting any oxygen any way. If I need air, I'll just suck it through the four inch hole in my stomach.

Chili # 8: Tommy's Toe-Nail Curling Chili

Judge # 1 -- The perfect ending, this is a nice blend chili. Not too bold, but s picy enough to declare its existence.
Judge # 2 -- This final entry is a good, balance chili. Neither mild not hot. Sorry to see that most of it was lost when Judge #3 passed out, fell over and pulled the chili pot on top of himself. Not sure if he's going to make it. Poor dude, wonder how he'd have reacted to really hot chili.


posted by Steven Baum 7/12/2002 01:51:04 PM | link

MCCAIN ON FIXING THE PROBLEMS
John McCain
delivered a speech to the National Press Club that Bush should have delivered to his golfing buddies in New York. Look for Karl Rove and the rest of the hit squad to start up those rumors again about McCain being the "Manchurian candidate."
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Senator Sarbanes' bill, which I support, requires accounting firms to refrain from providing non-auditing services to the companies they have been engaged to audit. But the bill does allow some exemptions to the prohibition, which I believe should be removed.

Over the last fifteen years, the leading accounting firms diversified their services to include lucrative consulting to the auditing clients on tax management, mergers and acquisition strategy, systems, cost control and corporate structure. The reason seemed logical at the time: to strengthen client relationships, improve profitability and retain talent that was being lured by the firm's corporate clients. The result, however, was to create a fundamental conflict of interest between, on the one hand, rigorously and objectively scrutinizing their auditing clients and, on the other hand, currying favor with those same clients to win their consulting business.

Investors will no longer trust the audits of public companies if they perceive an apparent conflict of interest when accounting firms provide either simultaneously or at some future date consulting services to the same client. Only a complete and permanent separation of auditing and consulting services will safeguard the integrity of audits. Any firm that serves as the auditor of a company should be prohibited from providing any consulting service to that company ever.

The Sarbanes bill also establishes an accounting oversight board to establish and enforce the standards for audits of publicly traded companies. But this oversight board should be completely independent from the industry. The bill provides that two of the five members of the board come from the profession. It's appropriate to have a minority of board members with professional expertise in the industry they regulate. But they should be at least five years removed from the practice of accounting to completely guard against conflicts of interest. Also, the board should be financed as an independent agency or, if as part of the SEC, it should possess considerable autonomy.

We should also require that disciplinary hearings before the auditing oversight board be public. Exposing the misdeeds of registered public accountants and corporations is essential to reinvigorating our system of checks and balances, discouraging misbehavior and restoring public confidence.

Stock options are a legitimate and valuable form of employee compensation. But they must be reported as an operating expense. Otherwise they obscure the company's real worth, misinform investors, and encourage continued false reporting of profitability. Options are no less tangible a cost than depreciation, another non-cash expense. Like depreciation, option costs should be run through the income statement.

Top executives should be precluded from selling their holdings of company stock while serving in that company. They can be allowed to exercise their options, but their net gain after tax should be held in company stock until ninety days after they leave the company. In the past, this measure might be viewed as intruding on the right of executives to manage their personal finances as they see fit. But it's time to recognize that with privileges and power come important obligations to the public. Stock option grants awarded to top executives by corporate directors who represent the public are intended to align the interests of corporate leaders with the interests of public shareholders. Diversification of investments is a good idea for the investing public. But it's not a good idea to allow those responsible for the stock prices of publicly owned companies to reduce their financial exposure to the performance of their companies at a time of their choosing. As long as they retain their great responsibilities and attendant privileges, they should retain their full exposure to the consequences of their management decisions.

With the exception of the CEO, all members of corporate boards of directors should have no material stake in the company. The purpose of the board is to represent the shareholders, not themselves and not the management. Management needs no more than one representative on the board to represent its views. In many cases, the top management owns no more than a few percent of the company's stock. With more than one director on board, its interests are over-represented. In those cases where management owns a larger percentage they can vote their shares for director candidates of their choice, as can all other shareholders, and will have appropriate influence in determining the makeup of the board.

A large percentage of public companies is owned by corporate pension funds. The funds are controlled by the top management of those companies. These executives have no incentive to scrutinize the performance of each other's companies or vote their shares against the recommendations of other companies' managements. Because corporate executives control the pension funds of their companies, unscrupolous executives are in a position to manipulate the amounts and valuation of those funds, disguise actual operating earnings and jeopardize the fund's capacity to meet future obligations to employees. Corporate pension fund committees, and the funds they manage, should function independently of management and be appointed in the same manner as directors of mutual funds.
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posted by Steven Baum 7/12/2002 11:26:45 AM | link

ANOTHER LIE SHATTERED
Salon smashes another of the lies being offered by the Cabal's spin squad about the Harken deal.
When President Bush sold more than 200,000 shares in Harken Energy Corp. in June 1990, he said he did not know the company was in bad financial shape. But memos from the company show in great detail that he was apprised of how badly the company's fortunes were failing before he sold his stock -- and that he was warned by company lawyers against selling stock based on insider information.
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How long before the Cabal tries to classify all the information about Harken and Bush's other "successes"?
posted by Steven Baum 7/12/2002 11:19:06 AM | link

REDOUBLING THE IDIOCY
The
Drug Policy Alliance explains the idiocies of the latest crusade in the Holy War on Drugs, i.e. the RAVE Act. Note especially how much easier it will make it to harass and silence the Cabal's political opponents, who they apparently fear more than any "terrist".
The Senate is considering legislation that would give federal prosecutors new powers to shut down raves or other musical events they don't like and punish business owners for hosting or promoting them. The bill (S, 2633), also known as the Reducing American's Vulnerability to Ecstasy Act (RAVE Act), is moving very rapidly and could be considered by the full Senate as early as this week. (A similar bill is also pending in the House.)

S. 2633, sponsored by Senators Durbin (D-IL), Hatch (R-UT), Grassley (R-IA) and Leahy (D-VT), expands the so-called "crack house statute" to allow the federal government to fine or imprison businessmen and women if customers sell or use drugs on their premises or at their events. Property owners, promoters, and event coordinators could be fined hundreds of thousands of dollars or face up to twenty years in federal prison if they hold raves or other events on their property. If the bill becomes law, property owners may be too afraid to rent or lease their property to groups holding hemp festivals or putting on all-night dance parties, effectively stifling free-speech and banning raves and other musical events.

The new law would also make it a federal crime to temporarily use a place for the purpose of using any illegal drug. Thus, anyone who used drugs in their own home or threw an event (such as a party or barbecue) in which one or more of their guests used drugs could potentially face a $250,000 fine and years in federal prison. The bill also effectively makes it a federal crime to rent property to medical marijuana patients and their caregivers, giving the federal government a new weapon in its war on AIDS and cancer patients that use marijuana to relieve their suffering.

Health advocates worry that the bill will endanger our nation's youth. If enacted, licensed and law-abiding business owners may stop hosting raves or other events that federal authorities don't like, out of fear of massive fines and prison sentences. Thus, the law would drive raves and other musical events further underground and away from public health and safety regulations. It would also discourage business owners from enacting smart harm-reduction measures to protect their customers. By insinuating that selling bottled water and offering "cool off" rooms is proof that owners and promoters know drug use is occurring at their events, this bill may make business owners too afraid to implement such harm-reduction measures, and the safety of our kids will suffer.

The RAVE Act punishes businessmen and women for the crimes of their customers and is unprecedented in U.S. history. The federal government can't even keep drugs out of prisons, yet it seeks to punish business owners for failing to keep people from carrying drugs onto their premises. If this bill passes, federal authorities will have the ability to scare business owners away from using or renting their property for all-night dance events, as well as any other "politically incorrect" event.


posted by Steven Baum 7/12/2002 11:07:49 AM | link

THE GOOD VS. THE BAD
Why it's good to hit 43:
  • It sure as hell beats the alternative.
  • Shiva made it, too.
  • Although I've only gotten to 265 in the bench press (after starting about a month late), I haven't broken anything in the process.
  • Beer and BBQ.
  • There's a whole lotta young people running around out there with a whole lotta fat, juicy pituitaries.
  • I've still got more hair than Elrod.
  • Limey Bob's journey into town coincides with my birthday party tomorrow.
  • The quadruple chocolate fudge cake covered with M&Ms and drenched in further decadent fudge sauce I'm getting at the party.
  • All the spiffing folks who are going to be there.
  • I got the only present I wanted. See #2.
Why it's not:
  • The hangovers last two or more days.
  • The recovery period after playing ultimate frisbee is three or more days.
  • All the spiffing folks who've moved away and won't be there tomorrow.
So we've still got a positive balance going. Looks like we'll be sticking it out for another year.
posted by Steven Baum 7/12/2002 10:47:49 AM |
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CABAL TO BURY EVIDENCE
I was half asleep when I heard this on NPR this morning, but now I read in
Scoop (via Booknotes) that the Cabal is attempting to bury all evidence concerning 9/11 as deep as it possibly can under, of course, the "national security" blanket.
On June 20, Bush Administration officials quietly informed a New York judge of their intention to commence legal actions likely to be far-reaching in their constitutional, political, and individual rights implications pertaining to current lawsuits and government secrecy related to the attacks on September 11, 2001. The moves were revealed in a letter obtained from a confidential source, with two other sources corroborating its existence, adding additional information.

U.S. Assistant Attorney General for the Civil Division Robert D. McCallum, Jr. and United States Attorney for the Southern District of New York James B. Comey advised U.S. District Judge Alvin Hellerstein, also of the Southern District of New York, that the Department of Justice (DOJ) will intervene to control access to all evidence and documents related to all private litigation before Hellerstein's court regarding the terrorist attacks of September 11, 2001 -- citing 'grave national security concerns' as their motivation.

The McCallum and Comey correspondence advised Judge Hellerstein of their intention to 'seek [court] entry of a global discovery order [effectively controlling evidence obtained from any country],' requiring that 1) 'Transportation Security Administration (TSA) be served with [have prior access to] all requests for party and non-party discovery,' 2) 'defendants and non-parties submit all proposed discovery responses that may contain "sensitive security information" (SSI) to the TSA prior to releasing such material to plaintiffs,' and 3) 'TSA have the necessary opportunity to review such material and to withhold "sensitive security information" ' [from victim-family attorneys].
...

And under the new Embarassing the Emperor executive order, all leaks will be punishable by summary execution, after which a Double Secret Military Court will decide exactly why the suspected malefactor deserved it, with the results to be classified.
posted by Steven Baum 7/12/2002 10:28:23 AM | link

SPAM OF THE DAY
"Pony girl needs a rider." Yeeeeeeehaaaawwwww!
posted by Steven Baum 7/12/2002 10:18:31 AM |
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IT WAS GERMANY'S FAULT
According to some chaps who aren't at all attempting to
cover their (at the very least) incompetent asses, Germany was so rattled by Clinton's hummer - they were reportedly within a pubic hair of starting up another Reich - that they basically just let 9/11 happen.
In the eyes of some American officials, the German police and intelligence agencies missed signals about the Sept. 11 attacks in the United States, failed to push hard enough beforehand to unravel the plot and, more recently, refused to arrest men suspected of being accomplies of the conspirators.
On the other hand, the U.S. has been generous and forthcoming to a fault in its cooperation with those surly sausage gobblers.
The Germans, in response, say the Americans withheld information from them and sometimes still do - most recently in the case of a German citizen born in Syria who was expelled from Morocco and then arrested in Syria last October.

The Americans instigated that arrest, Moroccan and American officials said, but never informed the Germans, who were meanwhile looking for the man because his family filed a missing-person report.

"We have always suspected that the Americans were withholding intelligence information and now we have proof," said Rolf Tophoven, a German counterterrorism expert with close ties to German officials.

Take into account, though, that this supposed counterterrorism "expert" isn't American and hasn't been seen on CNN, Fox or MSNBC. In addition to being Eurotrash, of course. Thus we refute thee, Fritz!
posted by Steven Baum 7/12/2002 10:14:28 AM | link

HIS PANTS WERE ON FIRE
NPR's
Morning Edition included a segment this morning wherein Bob Edwards interviewed James Doty, a partner in the law firm of [James] Baker and Botts, about the Harken Energy thing. Doty was Bush's personal lawyer and in the thing up to his neck. During the interview, Doty droned on in the practiced, sonorous, Cheneyesqe tones affected by the Cabal's spin squad, asserting that everything was copacetic and being blown all out of proportion. What is significant, though, is the one thing he denied for which unambiguous documentation is available. Edwards asked him about the contention that Bush was never exonerated by the SEC, at which point Doty contended that that allegation was invented by Bush's opponent (i.e. Ann Richards) in his first campaign for Texas governor. At this point, Edwards grabbed his copy of the letter sent to Bush by the SEC and read the part that states, in no uncertain terms, that Bush shouldn't consider their not pursuing their case as an exoneration. To his credit, lying sack of shit Slick Jimmy didn't skip a beat. He came right back with, "But the SEC has had ten years to pursue the matter and hasn't." Well, Slick Jimmy, you lied and were caught lying about the only substantive point in the interview. Maybe there's still hope for NPR, although I doubt that Nina and Mara will get nearly as excited about Bush's financial frauds as they did about Clinton's John Thomas.
posted by Steven Baum 7/12/2002 09:48:20 AM | link

MOVIN' ON
Looks like
Craig's moving, although only about a hour away from where he currently dwells. I've already offered to help lighten up his book load, being the altruist I am.
posted by Steven Baum 7/12/2002 09:29:55 AM | link

Thursday, July 11, 2002

THE RETURN OF CREEP
Dave Marsh drops some superb vitriol on the well-deserving folks at RIAA. He starts by comparing the RIAA thugs to the similar thugs who ran CREEP, i.e. Nixon's Committee to Re-Elect the President.
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Like CREEP, the recording cartel deploys juvenile tactics with no real purpose. Lately, RIAA's CREEPs have resorted to "spoofing" file-sharing sites like Morpheus and Kazaa. That means uploading files with popular song titles that turn out to be loops of nothing but the chorus or even greater garbage. If you wanted to force people to have the cartel, you couldn't pick a better method.

The label CREEPs haven't uploaded viruses only because that's illegal. Instead, the RIAA assigned its principal Capitol Hill stooge, Howard Berman, a repulsively sanctimonious Beverly Hills liberal, to introduce a law letting the cartel CREEPs get away with computer murder. Berman's bill frees copyright holders-that is, multibillion dollar multinational corporations-to hack into any computer they suspect of "stealing"-- that is sharing copyrighted material even if they don't own it. This lets the cartel sabotage, say, artists who offer their own music for free on the Internet. Reasonably enough, since that's also stealing by cartel standards, meaning it's an exchange of music that does not involve slopping the RIAA's hogs.
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According to the July 3 Wall Street Journal, the cartel plans to file lawsuits against "the highest volume song providers within the [file-sharing] services." Granted, that's not the same as filing felony charges against song-swappers. But a criminal indictment requires convincing a Federal prosecutor to ruin a kid's life (the RIAA's done that twice, though). On the other hand, you can ruin a kid who loves music too much just as easily with a lawsuit. With any luck, you can drag his parents into it, too, and leave the family with the economic prospects of a '60s soul singer living off record royalties. The price is only hatred.

The RIAA wants to counter with a public relations campaign featuring prominent artists committing career suicide by justifying the labels' attempt to continue denying Internet reality. But they'd better round up the artists before Sen. Escutia holds her hearing, because what tumbles from under that rock will surely alienate every record-maker with a one point IQ advantage on James Hetfield. At the very least, it will expose consistent patterns of undercounting, shortchanging, and false charges for various "expenses." At some point, someone might even note that these are multinational corporations who earn their billions this way. That might even lead the public to ask, "If they do that to recording artists, what do they do to the rest of us?"
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The hearing he mentions is one called this week by California State Senator Martha Escutia on record label accounting practices.
posted by Steven Baum 7/11/2002 04:40:56 PM | link

INDEPENDENT MEDIA IN VENEZUELA
Narco News - whose computers were sabotaged on June 23rd and who are just getting back up - reports how the independent, non-corporate media in Venezuela are providing an alternative to the corporate media's active support for overthrowing the government, e.g. the latter ran continuous announcements asking people to show up for the protests against Chavez, then televised those protests, but decided to show reruns when the much larger crowds supporting Chavez showed up later.
But a funny thing happened on the way to the Civil War: The convocatory power of the commercial media simulators collapsed -- better said, it was taken away -- in a large part due to the Authentic Journalism Renaissance underway throughout Venezuela by independent, non-commercial and small TV and radio stations.

These community broadcasters, considered "pirate" and illegal in every other country on earth, were legalized and guaranteed Press Freedom rights by the Bolivarian Constitution of 1999.

The legalization and guaranteeing of independent, non-commercial and small TV and radio stations is undoubtedly one more item on the list of the evils of Chavez that justify overthrowing an elected government. Contrast this broadcasting freedom with the LPFM fiasco wherein the commercial broadcasters ensured their monopolies in the U.S.
posted by Steven Baum 7/11/2002 03:48:02 PM | link

PEROT'S SCHOOL FOR FRAUD
CBS News tells how Ross Perot, after supplying California with software to run its energy market, told Enron and others how to manipulate it to drive up prices.
Former presidential candidate H. Ross Perot denied Thursday that his consulting company showed power suppliers how to manipulate California's energy market to drive up wholesale prices.

"These allegations are unfounded," Perot told a panel of state lawmakers.

A California Senate committee is investigating the state's energy crisis and any role played by Perot Systems as well as power suppliers.

State Sen. Joe Dunn said Perot Systems outlined "flaws in the system to market participants" after providing computer help to the California Independent System Operator, the power grid manager, and the now-defunct Power Exchange as the state launched its deregulated energy market several years ago.

Mike Florio, a member of the board that runs the state's power grid, says California was betrayed.

"We thought these were our people," Florio told CBS News Correspondent Vince Gonzales. "They were gleeful to take advantage of what they had learned, and that is very troubling to me."

Last year, a shortage of electricity led to the near-collapse of California's three largest investor-owned utilities and a round of rolling blackouts. State officials have blamed many of the problems on market manipulation by out-of-state electric generating or trading companies, including the now-bankrupt Enron Corp.

Perot said his company had no conflict of interest in its "unsuccessful attempt" to capitalize on its knowledge of California markets. He said the information presented to energy companies was publicly available.

"The market rules were public knowledge. Everybody could have access to the market rules," Perot testified.

According to company e-mails, Perot employees decided to peddle their knowledge, saying, "It should be fun and profitable.? Behind the state's back, they made presentations and sent letters to major energy companies. Enron was told, "Many holes in the system exist that could be used to deliver 'unexpected' profits."

Companies were shown several different ways to push up prices. For example, companies were told they could "have a 'sudden' outage of a big plant," so other plants could "make more money."

That's exactly what whistleblowers claim happened.

Enron got caught using a scheme to clog transmission lines that Perot Systems had pitched. Enron admitted no wrongdoing but paid $25,000.

Dunn told CBS News energy companies used almost every trick in Perot's power playbook.

"We thought Enron was the brainchild of many of those strategies, but what it turns out to be is Enron was simply Perot Systems' best student," Dunn said.

Dunn compared Perot Systems to a crooked home security company.

"They went out and marketed the flaws in that security system to the burglars that were out there that ultimately committed the California heist."

The Texas billionaire and his company came to the attention of the committee last month after a Perot Systems presentation surfaced among documents subpoenaed from Reliant Energy, a Houston power supplier. The sales pitch to Reliant traders detailed "holes" in the California energy market that "allowed strategies that would destabilize the market."

Earlier this week, Dunn said the presentation amounted to a blueprint for manipulating the energy market and said several strategies mirrored ones detailed in recently released memos of Enron.

Perot said he had no personal knowledge of the presentation material, which he said was never reviewed by his office. Perot Systems earlier retained three economists who concluded that the company didn't divulge confidential information or violate conflict of interest clauses in its contract with the state power entities.

Of particular interest to Dunn is a 1997 presentation by Perot Systems to the Tokyo Electric Power Co. The report detailed how California market rules were similar to markets in the United Kingdom and some South American energy systems, and how to find the loopholes that would let traders drive up energy costs.

The Tokyo document "suggests that California wasn't the first deregulated market to be exploited," Dunn said.

The report includes various strategies used in the British market "that can be used on an ongoing basis until the market or its regulators act upon such strategies."

Techniques for energy companies that were outlined in the report included having a sudden "outage" at one plant that could "raise the spot market such that remaining plants maximize revenues."


posted by Steven Baum 7/11/2002 03:28:31 PM | link

GLITTERING PRIZES
There they go again. The rabble rousers at the
London Times are attempting to propagate that oil company conspiracy meme again.
THE removal of President Saddam Hussein would open Iraqs rich new oilfields to Western bidders and bring the prospect of lessening dependence on Saudi oil.

No other country offers such untapped oilfields whose exploitation could lessen tensions over the Western presence in Saudi Arabia.
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Gerald Butt, Gulf editor of the Middle East Economic Survey, said: "The removal of Saddam is, in effect, the removal of the last threat to the free flow of oil from the Gulf as a whole."

Iraq has oil reserves of 112billion barrels, second only to Saudi Arabia, which has some 265billion barrels. Iraqi reserves are seven times those of the combined UK and Norwegian sectors of the North Sea. But the prize for oil companies could be even greater. Iraq estimates that its eventual reserves could be as high as 220billion barrels.

Three giant southern fields - Majnoon, West Qurna and Nahr Umar have the capacity to produce as much as Kuwait. The first two could each equal Qatar's production of 700,000 barrels a day. "There is nothing like it anywhere else in the world. Its the big prize," Mr Butt said.


posted by Steven Baum 7/11/2002 03:08:02 PM | link

ALL THE PRESIDENT'S ENRONS
Frank Rich contributes some interesting paragraphs to the ongoing discussion about the Cabal supposedly punishing its constituents.
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The president could get real reform "in a heartbeat," says Eliot Spitzer, the New York attorney general, who went after Merrill Lynch while the Pitt S.E.C. slept. "All he has to do is call Oxley" - Michael Oxley, who is steering a weak Republican "reform" bill through the House - "and say this is the bill we're passing instead." But that's about as likely as Martha Stewart discovering a cure for cancer instead of trying to cash in on one. Mr. Bush has already opposed the notion of requiring corporations to count executive stock options as expenses - a simple fix endorsed by Alan Greenspan and Warren Buffett as an antidote to fictional profits. The Treasury Department, Newsweek reports, is hard at work stifling a bill that would end the offshore shenanigans that allowed Enron (with 800-plus such entities) to evade taxes in four out of five years.

Even within existing law, the Bush administration's notion of enforcement is the antithesis of T.R.'s: it speaks loudly and carries a small stick. On Wednesday a judge threw out an S.E.C. action against the accounting firm Ernst & Young because the S.E.C. could not muster the quorum of conflict-free commissioners required by law to bring its case; both Mr. Pitt and another Bush S.E.C. appointee had previously worked for Ernst & Young. Mr. Pitt's conflicts also include meeting privately with Xerox and KPMG executives while their companies are under investigation by his agency. "It's like the mob's consigliere running the F.B.I," in the words of Marshall Wittmann, a T.R.-minded conservative Republican at the Hudson Institute.
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posted by Steven Baum 7/11/2002 02:49:40 PM | link

SOCCER MOMS AND SUVS
Had I been boozing it up this early in the day,
leftbanker would've had the grog coming out my nose with this. By the way, does anyone else enjoy attempting to cause others to eject whatever they're ingesting through their nose and/or mouth? Ever since I caused a nostril milk fountain back in junior high, I've found few other cheap thrills to match. Sure, it's vulgar but, hey, I gotta be me.
During OLN's coverage of the Tour de France they run this commercial for an SUV. It?s a real leviathan that gets 11mpg in the city; a Bhopal with four doors, an Exxon Valdes with all-wheel drive, an automotive Chernobyl. The commercial shows two yuppie soccer moms leaving the store. Both are carrying two big bags of groceries. I'm guessing inside the bags are bottles of Perrier, Portobello mushrooms, and expensive cabernet.

It is raining cats and dogs and both soccer moms are getting a bit wet. One soccer mom hits her car remote and the tailgate on her gas guzzling pig of an SUV pops open and the soccer mom is saved. The other soccer mom dies a horrible death in the rain because she doesn't have a gas guzzling pig with an automatic tailgate. As she drives out of the parking lot the soccer mom with the life-saving automatic tailgate runs over the lifeless corpse of the soccer mom who has succumbed to the fatal rain storm. The suspension is so smooth that the victorious soccer mom doesn't even spill her martini as she glides over the body. I only saw the ad once so maybe I am getting some of the details muddled but I think that I got most of it right.
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posted by Steven Baum 7/11/2002 11:41:09 AM | link

KERRY AND MCCAIN IN 2004
Certainly the most intriguing possible presidential ticket (well, other than if Gus Hall and Pat Paulsen are reanimated) for 2004 can be found in a excerpt from "Men's Journal" at
get donkey!.
The partnership [between Kerry and McCain] is so tight, in fact, that insiders in both camps are speculating about the pair teaming for a 2004 presidential ticket, according to a source close to the buzz -- even without McCain switching parties, as Beltway rumors have previously hinted. As one well-placed Democratic strategist says "Kerry and McCain together would form an almost nonpartisan 'unity ticket' that would keep the attention on Vietnam heroics, something sorely lacking in both Bush and Cheney." Mind you, the move wouldn't be wholly unprecedented; at the height of the Civil War, Abraham Lincoln, a Republican, tapped Democrat Andrew Johnson for a running mate. When I [MJ reporter Jonathan Miles] ask Kerry about the prospect, he doesn't nix it. "I've seen enough in my life to know tomorrow can be a completely different world from today, and I think John McCain would tell you the same thing," he says. "I wouldn't rule out or rule in most anything, other than you learn to do what feels right in your gut." And although a McCain advisor dismisses the idea as "summertime chatter," McCain recently shouted, "Kerry for President," as he was leaving a Washington luncheon in their honor -- perhaps a clue, or perhaps a glib wisecrack.

posted by Steven Baum 7/11/2002 11:29:00 AM | link

DAMNED LIBERALS
NPR interviewed Fortune Washington Bureau Chief Jeffrey Birnbaum this morning about the
Judicial Watch lawsuit against Dick Cheney concerning his financial shenanigans at Halliburton. While Birnbaum kinda sorta allowed that the change in accounting practices in question might be construed, in the right sort of lighting during the correct phase of the moon, as maybe not a good thing, neither he or the interviewer mentioned anything about Judicial Watch. Not the name or any sort of description, just that some Washington-based watchdog organization had filed the suit. This allowed Birnbaum to comment, towards the end of the interview, that it was inevitable that the financial dealings of Bush and Cheney would come under partisan attack, insinuating of course that it was nothing more than a nuisance suit filed by a partisan liberals trying to score political points. Those confused about this are invited to peruse the 92 pending lawsuits of those partisan liberals at Judicial Watch.
posted by Steven Baum 7/11/2002 11:09:46 AM | link

OH THE PAIN!
It's not enough that I pulled a hamstring playing ultimate frisbee last night. Now I read (out of
rebecca's pocket) of a "reconcepted" Rocky Horror Picture Show planned by the network of eternal damnation. Here's the new concept:
The 2002 version of "Rocky Horror" will be faithful to O'Brien's original lyrics but with a new concept conceived by the project's director, Stephan Elliott ("The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert").

In the new version, Doctor Frank-N-Furter, who originally was an eccentric scientist living in a Transylvania castle on a quest to concoct the perfect man, will be a successful plastic surgeon who lives in a posh penthouse.

Rebecca opines that casting a black man in the Tim Curry role might be interesting. While I agree, this is Fox we're talking about here, as in: "And introducing Tito Wayans as Frank-n-Furter."

In a similar vein, Terry Gross had a hilarious interview with Barry Sonnenberg, the man behind MIB I and II, wherein the latter related that while he and his wife both immediately wanted Will Smith for the role (they get two copies of each script and read them simultaneously in bed), the studio wanted Chris O'Donnell. Sonnenberg convinced O'Donnell that he didn't want the role, and then had to do the same with all the male cast members of "Friends" (imagine any of them in the Will Smith role *SHUDDER*) and various other studio choices, until he eventually wore them down and won. They both also immediately agreed on Tommy Lee Jones, who was apparently ecstatically pleased the first time he saw himself doing well comedically on screen. Sonnenfeld came off as an even more neurotically Jewish Woody Allen in the interview, relating several anecdotes about his mortal fear of everything.
posted by Steven Baum 7/11/2002 10:31:47 AM | link

Wednesday, July 10, 2002

CRIMINAL NEGLIGENCE
Peter Beinart (via ted barlow) provides yet more damning proof that it is all indeed Clinton's fault.
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In 1995 Newt Gingrich and the newly elected Republican Congress--having vowed to restrict lawsuits in the Contract with America--pushed through a bill making it much harder to sue companies for misleading their investors. And that same year the House and Senate froze the budget of the Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC), even though the agency (as the General Accounting Office would later find) already lacked the staff to adequately monitor corporate balance sheets. As David Ruder, a former Republican head of the SEC, told The New York Times in 1995, "The Republican Congress is dealing with the SEC as though it is the enemy, instead of the policeman on the beat." And, as conservatives often remind liberals, when you undermine the policeman on the beat, crime goes up.

Which brings us back to Bill Clinton. If conservatives are serious about blaming him for Enron and WorldCom, they should focus not on Monica Lewinsky but on the decline in white-collar law enforcement that occurred on his watch. But, if they do, they'll notice that Clinton vetoed the 1995 bill that shielded corporate executives from shareholder lawsuits, and his SEC chief, Arthur Levitt, proposed barring accounting firms from consulting for firms they were simultaneously auditing. Unfortunately, Clinton's veto was overridden-a slight majority of Democrats voted to uphold it, but virtually every congressional Republican voted to override. Levitt's proposal was torpedoed as well. By my count, 33 of the 37 members of Congress who signed public letters protesting his reform were Republicans. And the lobbyist who spearheaded the accounting industry's campaign against the Levitt proposal was none other than Harvey Pitt, President Bush's pick to head the SEC. In other words, the '90s moral tone that made Enron and WorldCom possible wasn't Clintonism; it was Gingrichism. And that's one moral tone George W. Bush hasn't changed at all.


posted by Steven Baum 7/10/2002 02:03:59 PM | link

THAT WAS A MUCH DIFFERENT BUBBLE!
In an
article by Edward Lincoln that originally appeared in NewsweekJapan, he's explaining to all the nervous nellies how they shouldn't be drawing parallels between the Japanese economic collapse of the early 1990s and the current (June 2000) situation in the U.S. Here he explains how Japan went wrong.
Instead, the economy expanded rapidly. This surprising burst of growth was caused by a mistake in monetary policy: reducing interest rates too low and encouraging the money supply to grow too rapidly. Real-estate and stock prices rose, but this rise was not justified by any change in economic fundamentals. Companies were profitable, but mainly from gains in real estate transactions or the stock market rather than from improvements in their core business operations. This situation was unstable and unsustainable.

posted by Steven Baum 7/10/2002 11:06:02 AM | link

AND NO DESSERT, EITHER!
The Shrub
raged mightily against the corporate malefactors in their own den, we're told. His effectiveness in cowering his paymasters was only slightly lessened by the nervous twitch in his right eye, a twitch called a wink by several less generous and perspicacious commentators. Literally dozens of comments about how they should have worn their brown pants today were heard among the ranks of the CEOs cowering in mortal fear, especially when Captain Crackdown announced a doubling of possible jail time should any of them ever actually get indicted by SEC commissioner and popular golf partner Harvey "Hardass" Pitt. When Bush followed with a threat of further severe tongue lashings if this draconian measure should prove ineffective, several of the more delicate CEOs in attendance had to be revived with infusions of cigars and brandy. A palpable sense of relief was felt, though, when Bush reassured them that the 1000 corporations who'd "restated" their earnings in the last couple of years were but a few bad apples that needed to be removed before they bespoiled the whole barrel.
posted by Steven Baum 7/10/2002 10:35:29 AM | link

9/11 BOLLIXES INVESTIGATIONS
According to
New York Lawyer (via What Really Happened), the 9/11 attacks caused major delays in ongoing investigations of corporate malefactors.
Additional details emerged Friday about the effect of the collapse of 7 World Trade Center on investigations being conducted by the New York offices of the Securities and Exchange Commission and the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission, both of which were housed in the building.

The SEC has not quantified the number of active cases in which substantial files were destroyed. Reuters news service and the Los Angeles Times published reports estimating them at 3,000 to 4,000. They include the agency's major inquiry into the manner in which investment banks divvied up hot shares of initial public offerings during the high-tech boom.

The EEOC said documents from about 45 active cases were missing and could not be easily retrieved from any backup system. One of these cases was a sexual harassment charge filed on Sept. 10 against Morgan Stanley, one of the prime corporate victims of the World Trade Center disaster.

A statement from the commission said that "we are confident that we will not lose any significant investigation or case as a result of the loss of our building in New York. No one whom we have sued or whose conduct we have been investigating should doubt our resolve to continue our pursuit of justice in every such matters."
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posted by Steven Baum 7/10/2002 10:25:56 AM | link

JUDICIAL WATCH SUES CHENEY
Those crazy galoots at
Judicial Watch are suing Dick.
udicial Watch, the group that investigates and prosecutes corruption by government officials, announced today that it is filing a shareholders suit in Dallas, Texas, against Vice President Dick Cheney and the other involved directors of Halliburton, as well as Halliburton itself, for alleged fraudulent accounting practices which resulted in the overvaluation of the company?s shares, thereby deceiving investors and others.

The suit comes one day after President George W. Bush, who himself is enmeshed in allegations of insider trading when he was an executive, who sat on the audit committee of Harken Energy Company, announced a 'plan' to crack down on corporate fraud. Ironically, it would appear that the President's rush to propose more regulation of private industry is intended to deflect attention away from his and his Vice President's own alleged improper business practices. President Bush has maintained that he was cleared by the Securities and Exchange Commission. Others have countered that the head of the agency was then an appointee of his father, President George H.W.Bush.

Wait a minute! Something's very, very wrong here. That's two full Judicial Watch paragraphs with nary a mention of the true source of evil in the modern (and, indeed, the ancient) world. Oh, here we are in the next couple of paragraphs. Everything back to normal.
President Clinton and the Democratic Party used a similar gambit when they were caught taking money illegally from foreign donors, including the Communist Chinese. Instead of prosecuting vigorously the Clintons and other guilty politicians, new campaign finance laws were proposed to deflect attention away from alleged crimes.

"Whether it is the Enron, Arthur Andersen, Global Crossing, or now the Halliburton and Harken scandals, there is a dangerous intersection between politicians of all stripes, Democrat and Republican, attempting to feed at the trough of business greed. As is true of the Clinton scandals, the American people cannot look the other way just because the President and Vice President are allegedly involved. Indeed, Judicial Watch has already sued Democrat and Republican officials in the Enron and Global Crossing scandals. To look the other way for the Vice President would be to set a precedent that the Washington elite are above the law. This cannot be permitted if our democracy is to survive," stated Judicial Watch Chairman and General Counsel Larry Klayman.

Okay, Larry's back on track, but I don't understand how he missed the obvious connection between Cheney's Halliburton and various other corporate shenanigans, and how they were the inevitable result of the moral holocaust precipitated by Clinton's blowjob. Maybe I'll drop Larry a note.
posted by Steven Baum 7/10/2002 10:18:38 AM | link

NARCOCORRIDO
Having just finished Elijah Wald's marvelous
Narcocorrido: A Journey into the Music of Drugs, Guns and Guerrillas, I searched for and found his web site. It's chock full of other goodies such as an extensive article archive, some albums on which he's performed or written the liner notes (including the seminal Arhoolie Records 40th Anniversary Box) and other books he's written. Wald briefly summarizes the book:
This is the first full-length exploration of the contemporary Mexican corrido, blended with a travel narrative and digressions on Mexican and Mexican immigrant culture. The corrido is one of the most popular music styles in the Latino market, both in the US and points south. While the Anglo media pretends that the boom in Latin music sales is driven by salsa (a style that is wonderful, but currently not very popular in the Latino community), most US Latin sales are of Mexican music, and a large proportion of these are drug trafficking ballads, played in polka or waltz rhythms by accordion combos or full brass bands. Many of these ballads are in the classic Medieval style, and they are an anachronistic link between the earliest European poetic traditions and the world of crack cocaine and gangsta rap.
His Corrido Watch atteempts to keep up with current "news" corridos, and as such features several based on the events of 9/1l.

A couple of good places to start if you're interested in corridos:

The Los Tigres album is called by Wald and many others the best corridos album ever made. The second album is a compilation assembled by Wald as a companion piece to the book.
posted by Steven Baum 7/10/2002 09:53:02 AM | link

Tuesday, July 09, 2002

AMPLE PRECEDENT
Robert Borosage details the precedents that just fill me with confidence that the Cabal will really crack down on corporate criminals *WINK WINK*.
[Bush] campaigned against the "excessive regulation" of the Clinton years. He appointed the accountants' lobbyist, Harvey Pitt, to head a "kinder and gentler" SEC. His first SEC budget proposed eliminating 57 staff positions, including 13 in the office of full disclosure and 12 in the office charged with preventing fraud. His Treasury secretary immediately shut down intergovernmental efforts to monitor the offshore corporate tax havens at the heart of Enron's financial maneuvers. And the president still opposes reforms to curb the executive stock options that allowed CEOs to plunder their own companies.

posted by Steven Baum 7/9/2002 01:51:32 PM | link

MORE THAN GOOD ENOUGH
While
Michael Kinsley (via Altercation) proposes a "Good Enough" cookbook, which "would have detailed instructions for how to skip steps and cut corners and generally simplify the recipes you find elsewhere," I'll counterpropose a cookbook already in print, i.e. The Best Recipe, put together by those eternally useful folks at Cook's Illustrated. Actually, there are three books (so far) in the series, the aforementioned as well as The Best Recipe: Grilling and Barbecue and The Best Recipe: Soups and Stews. The first in the series covers everything, with the ensuing volumes going into much more detail in specific areas. And it's not like these are the antithesis of Kinsley's wish, either. The goal is to present the best recipe - in a culinary sense - for each dish, which in some cases is simpler than conventional methods and in others more complicated. You can snag a sample chapter in PDF format on this page.
posted by Steven Baum 7/9/2002 01:16:40 PM | link

MORE EURO-BASHING BASHED
Dean Baker's latest
Economics Reporting Review rebuts yet more hackwork engaging in trendy bashing of the supposedly wholly and obviously inferior economy of Europe.
This article discusses the state of Europe's economy since the adoption of the euro, with a special focus on Greece. At one point the article asserts that, "with violent European currency fluctuations a fast-receding memory, the continent's economy has stabilized to an extent undreamed of during much of the past few decades."

There is no obvious meaning that can be attached to this claim about increased economic stability in Europe. The euro-zone nations enjoyed modest growth, that generally ranged between 2.0 and 3.0 percent, for the 15 years preceding the creation of the euro, with the exception of a mild recession in the early 90's. The only obvious way in which economic stability has been increased for most of the euro zone nations, has been the elimination of currency fluctuations between the euro zone nations. This outcome is definitional, given the existence of a single currency.

The article at several points inaccurately presents the recent path of productivity growth in euro zone nations, most prominently with a chart that shows productivity declining over the last six years. The article and the chart refer to productivity per person employed. Productivity is usually measured as output per worker hour. According to data from the OECD, this measure has continued to increase at the rate of 1.0 to 2.0 percent annually over the last six years. The growth in output per hour has not always translated into output per worker, since workers have taken a large portion of the gains of higher productivity growth in the form of shorter work weeks or work years. Work weeks of 35-37 hours are standard in the euro zone nations, as is five to six weeks a year of paid vacation.

Had the chart featured the standard measure of productivity, most of the gap in the level of productivity between the United States and euro zone nations would be eliminated. According to the Bureau of Labor Statistics, many of the euro zone nations, including France, Belgium, the Netherlands, and the area that was formerly West Germany, enjoy higher levels of productivity than the United States.

The article also includes repeated assertions that laws that restrict the ability of firms to fire workers slow economic growth and lower productivity. The evidence on this issue is not conclusive, as shown in part by the fact that many nations with strong worker protection laws have higher levels of productivity than the United States.

In describing worker protections across Europe, the article reports that Germany protects workers from layoffs, "while providing enormous benefits to the unemployed." According to data from the OECD, unemployment benefits make up 37 percent of the average worker's wage. This replacement rate is far below the median among OECD nations.

In assessing the benefits of the Euro to Greece, the article asserts that "until a few years ago, the Greek economy was plagued by stagnation, instability, and inflation," and refers to "the country's economic growth creeping along at an average annual rate of less than 1 percent since 1980." According to data from the World Bank, GDP growth in Greece averaged 2.0 percent annually from 1980 until the euro was created in 1999.

At one point the article claims the euro proponents expected that the creation of the euro would largely eliminate price differences between countries, since these differences would be more transparent to consumers. It is unlikely that the difficulty of the calculation needed to convert currencies would have allowed large price differences to persist. Most Europeans learn the arithmetic necessary to make this calculation before the age of 10. It can be done on any hand calculator in a fraction of a second. It is implausible that converting currencies would have prevented Europeans from making cross border price comparisons on major purchases, such as cars, as this article suggests.


posted by Steven Baum 7/9/2002 11:30:47 AM | link

THE MAKING OF GREATER ISRAEL
Richard Bennett offers a scenario of future combined U.S./Israeli actions in the Middle East.
There appears to be a growing suspicion in the Middle East that the more hawkish elements in Washington and Jerusalem have decided upon a plan of action that will entail the deep involvement for the first time of the Israel Defence Forces as virtual mercenaries in future US large scale military action in the region. Further signs of this change in strategy are highlighted by the obvious sidelining of the leading moderates in both Governments, Colin Powell and Shimon Peres. The USA will use Israel to help destroy the axis of evil-Syria-Iraq-Iran and the first step will be Sharon's utter destruction with full US approval, of the Palestinian authority and a military clamp-down on both Gaza and the West Bank to prevent the Palestinian terrorists from opening a second front inside Israel when the long-delayed assault on Hizbollah bases in the Beka'a Valley in south-eastern Lebanon and its Syrian Army protectors gets underway. Many Pro-Israeli and pro-American Palestinians are already making moves to protect themselves, their families and assets from a potential Islamic backlash including moving to Jordan, the Gulf states or even Europe.

Jordan, Egypt and other moderate Arab States have either had their acquiescence bought with vastly increased US aid or will be simply ignored as unimportant and enfeebled bystanders to the unfolding military events. While it is considered likely among Pentagon and State Department analysts that Saudi Arabia and the Gulf States will ultimately swallow their own feelings, crack down hard on internal protests and back the winners. At least that's the theory believed to be behind the US-Israeli plan. Iraq is to be dealt with by a multi--threat attack; from Turkey in the north, US forces from Kuwait and possibly Saudi Arabia in the south, internal revolt and possibly even an Israeli threat from the West, certainly in the air and possibly on the ground with a massive armoured thrust through southern Syria, untroubled by a Jordan prepared to abandon its previous pro-Iraqi stance.

The rationale behind this US masterplan for a new Middle East free from opposition to either Washington or General Sharon's military ambitions is that the time is opportune as the Muslim States are still fatally divided and that mutual hatred of each other will prevent any formation of a united front or effective military response. Washington may be right, history certainly doesn't suggest that the Arab Governments are anything other than disorganized, venal and untrustworthy. The US may indeed have a chance to not only remove unfriendly regimes, but also to establish an American controlled cordon of safety around the vital Middle Eastern oil resources and allow Israel to become the dominant military force in the region safe within the boundaries of an expanded security zone which would eventually become a de-facto 'Greater Israel'.

Chock full of win-win synergies, that plan. Aw geez, Bennett just had to throw in a "however" to spoil the party.
However, militant Islam is more than a few groups of Terrorists and disparate maverick regimes. It is an 'idea', a 'belief' that transcends political or military logic. It will not be defeated as the Arab Armed Forces undoubtedly could be by the combined military power of the US and Israel. The victory could however prove Pyrrhic and ultimately an unmitigated disaster for the Western Democracies. Israel can win many victories but could still eventually lose the war and the United States, perhaps under a wiser and more worldly Government than that presently controlling affairs in Washington will also undoubtedly have to come to terms with the Arab and Muslim worlds sooner or later. By then however, it will be a very different and much tougher opposition it will need to placate. By its wholehearted refusal to understand the Arab point of view and being wedded so closely to Israel, the United States risks a future of conflict with a thousand million Muslims. Osama Bin-Ladin and his colleagues have no greater friend for their cause than the present President of the United States while Washington's policies provide the ideal recruiting-sergeant for Islamic terrorism.

posted by Steven Baum 7/9/2002 11:23:45 AM | link

THE CARLYLE CHAIRMAN
Here are some items about Frank Carlucci, the head of the Carlyle Group and Rummy's old college chum.

posted by Steven Baum 7/9/2002 11:01:52 AM | link

WHERE ARE THE INDICTMENTS?
Those crazed, tie-died, tree hugging collectivists at
Forbes can't seem to find the indictments. With all the obvious fraud going on in Enron, WorldCom, etc., why the hell isn't anyone being brought into the bloody dock? Wait a minute! Did you say that three limeys have been charged? So it was all the fault of a bunch of foreigners! Let's roll!!!!
It has been said about the various corporate scandals that there is plenty of blame to go around--and that's exactly where it's going: around and around.

Over the weekend, a U.S. Senate committee released a report stating that Enron's highly compensated board members ignored repeated warnings that the company's books were dishonest. Today, a U.S. House committee will question WorldCom executives. Senate Majority Leader Tom Daschle is saying the U.S. Securities and Exchange Committee chairman should be fired because he is too close to his old clients to regulate them or their clients effectively. And tomorrow, President George W. Bush, himself being questioned about his own stock sales and his vice president's tenure at Halliburton, will make a speech in New York about his reaction to corporate wrongdoing.

Exactly what the president will say has not been disclosed, but he is expected to draw a line between the many honest corporate officials and the few dishonest ones. One way to draw that line is with criminal indictments, yet, apart from Arthur Andersen--tried on a peripheral issue of obstruction of justice--there have been none.

It is now more than seven months since Enron revealed that its accounts were false. The massive stock trading by Enron executives is a matter of public record. Justice Department prosecutors have secured the cooperation of David Duncan, the former Andersen partner responsible for the Enron account.

But still there are no charges against Enron principals. If the president wants to make the case that his administration will not tolerate corporate wrongdoing, what better way than to indict his old friend and former Enron CEO, Kenneth Lay?

Indicting Lay and other Enron executives may have a few pitfalls. First, one of Enron's main trick--boosting its revenue by reporting its energy trades at their gross value--was mimicked by the entire energy-trading sector. Second, putting Lay or Jeffrey Skilling, Enron's former president and briefly its CEO, on trial would bring back into the headlines Enron's ties with Bush, Congress and the government of Texas. But the cost of not doing it seems even higher. It should be done quickly and used as proof that the administration is serious.

Last week, the government did charge three former British bankers with wire fraud in a scheme involving Enron. The bankers allegedly invested secretly in an Enron entity--Southampton LP--through a series of financial transactions, siphoning off $7.3 million in income that belonged to their employer, National Westminster Bank.

This charge is a pimple on the larger fraud--alleged in civil actions, but not criminally--that Enron systemically used off-the-books partnerships to hide losses and debt in order to preserve investor confidence and its credit rating. The business with the partnerships itself may pale in comparison to Enron's method of booking revenue, which was critical to its being billed as the seventh-largest company in the United States.

Since the Enron affair erupted last fall, there have been dozens of calls for new laws concerning the regulation of the accounting industry, requiring top executives to verify the accuracy of their own books as well as new financial reporting requirements in general. Meanwhile, there are existing laws about the fraudulent sale of securities waiting to be enforced.

These laws can be enforced through civil actions. But there have been few calls in Washington to revisit the 1996 amendments to private securities class-action rules that tended to make it harder for ordinary shareholders to sue. They can also be enforced through SEC actions or through criminal prosecutions. While the SEC was quick to file charges against WorldCom--the charges basically parroting the company's admission--SEC Chairman Harvey Pitt made little secret of his objections to the Justice Department indicting Andersen. Meanwhile, neither the SEC nor the Justice Department has yet made moves against Enron.

What's true of federal law enforcement is also true of the companies themselves. Enron's new management has made much of its desire to emerge from bankruptcy as a new company perhaps with a new name. What better way to distance itself from the old management than by filing a lawsuit against former executives for the return of ill-gotten gains and other damages? Instead, the company continues to trot out the lawyer hired by the old regime to attack charges against its old board members as some kind of witch-hunt.

The laws are there. The question is who will use them.


posted by Steven Baum 7/9/2002 10:24:40 AM | link

AGAINST THE DEAD HAND
Brad DeLong provides a fascinating review of Brink Lindsey's Against the Dead Hand: The Uncertain Struggle for Global Capitalism. The last three paragraphs of the review:
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Yet Lindsey is aware--or at least half aware--of flaws in his grand argument. British post-World War II growth was disappointing relative to the U.S., yes, but it was also the fastest growth the country had ever seen. The state intervention-heavy social democracies of northwest Europe built world-class economies and welfare states that absorbed 50% of GDP in the generation after World War II. And the dirigiste export-subsidizing industrial policies of East Asia produced the fastest growth the world had seen, anywhere, anytime, in spite of their failure to worship at the altar of laissez-faire. Clearly the dead hand was not all that dead in at least two major regions of the globe. Clearly Lindsey's model is incomplete. He recognizes that it is incomplete, explaining, for example, that the "...various industrial policies of the East Asian miracle economies... sent a strong cultural signal. The government was committed to fostering economic growth and a pro-business environment. That signal doubtless contributed positively to the development of the strong entrepreneurial cultures that now grace the region. In other words, the cultural effect of industrial policy gave a boost to economic dynamism that was wholly separate from the actual substance" (p. 151) of the industrial policies, which were, in Lindsey's view, destructive of economic efficiency.

Moreover, one is tempted to ask Lindsey: what of the Frommian "flight from freedom" that was the source of the industrial counterrevolution? If people seek solidarity and community--if Labor Secretary Bob Reich's message that American workers should get used to change, should expect to have ten jobs and three careers in a lifetime, laid a big goose egg long before it got to Broadway--then isn't any laissez-faire state likely to be politically unstable unless it has a large does of nanny-state added to the mix?

Nevertheless, even if you don't buy all of Brink Lindsey's assumptions--and I don't, I'm a social democrat, not a neo-libertarian--it is a brilliant, brilliant book: fearlessly and intelligently argued, and a true joy to read.


posted by Steven Baum 7/9/2002 09:55:24 AM | link

BOOKLIST CENTER
Via
Booknotes, we find a whomping huge metalist called the Booklist Center, which "includes lists prepared by authorities in dozens of fields as well as comprehensive listings of award-winning books complete from the first year of the award to the present." One I've not encountered until now is the Stephen Leacock Medal for Humour, first awarded in 1947 and limited to Canadian authors.
posted by Steven Baum 7/9/2002 09:25:56 AM | link

UCHRONIA
Via
wood s lot, we find Uchronia, an "annotated bibliography of approximately 2200 novels, stories, essays and other material involving the 'what ifs' of history."
posted by Steven Baum 7/9/2002 09:13:38 AM | link

Monday, July 08, 2002

ENEMIES OF THE STATE
Al Martin's latest column tells how the recently announced search of public library records is much more than a selected search of the records of suspected terrorists.
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In other news, the Office of Homeland Security has ordered the FBI to search public library records. It's not what mainstream media would have us believe. It's not just a selected search of would-be terrorists, but it's part and parcel of accumulating a file on every American citizen above the age of 18. This is the beginning of the database of information to be contained in our National Identification card files. The aim is to find out every book that every citizen has checked out of the library.

It's not people who have checked out books on the making of bombs or surveillance techniques. That's only part of it. This program is actually part of a national database effort undertaken by Homeland Security pursuant to the Office of Internal Security's CTAC Program (Civilian Threat Assessment Classification). They're looking for any books that "espouse views contrary to the security of the state."

This is from the CTAC Memorandum conducted under the auspices of the Office of Internal Security, a part of Homeland Security.

An example is the book "1984" by George Orwell. This book is now considered "seditious." It is the view of the Office of Homeland Security that 1984 promotes distrust of government, therefore constitutes a threat to security. Books that are critical of current state security measures and books critical of Bushonian policy are also on the list. The big program which is being orchestrated to establish a national database on all citizens, a national profile on all citizens by the Office of Internal Security to assign every American citizen a CTAC classification number. Numbers will go from 1 to 8; 1 means that you are a loyal naïve flag waving Republican white heterosexual blond haired blue eyed -- you get the idea. Their naiveté is beyond question. Number 8 will include people like me, people known to publicly espouse views contrary to the security of the state or critical of new state security measures and Bush regime policies.

These people will then be declared "Enemies of the State." They are now also extending this policy to all websites, which will also be classified under the CTAC program.

Encoded in the microchip on the National ID card will be everyone's CTAC number so that any law enforcement or military official can see what a citizen's CTAC number is - and act accordingly.

The library search program is part of a much larger program. It's being done by the FBI, which is complaining that it doesn't have enough personnel. They want to turn it over to the Civilian Defense Force. Any citizen with a CTAC classification number of 4 or above will have their file referred to the yet to be created Office of State Security, which will be under the auspices of the Department of Defense. The only thing that is holding up the creation of the Office of State Security is the overturning of posse comitatus. In other words, this can't be done until domestic law enforcement has been militarized.
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Martin also gives the reality behind Bush's upcoming speech where he ostensibly "gits tuff" with his corporate paymasters for the massive frauds they've been perpetrating for years.
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The White House has also quietly pressured the SEC to give US publicly traded corporations a six week moratorium to bring their accounting practices up to snuff, as it were, or to reveal any further problems. Then they'll be immune from prosecution. Because of this, the State Department has put on extra people on their expatriation office staff because they expect an enormous increase in applications from wealthy Republicans seeking to flee the country.
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posted by Steven Baum 7/8/2002 05:28:25 PM | link

FLAG BESMIRCHERS
So I'm looking for one of those canvas chairs that folds up into a handy carrying size. I hit a local store and all I find are those with a flag design on them. I ask one of the "certified chair technicians" if there are any plain ones to be had, at which point the technician asked me why I didn't want one with a flag pattern. Living here in knuckle-dragging redneck land, I could tell that Jim Bob Mouthbreather was ready to go all jingo on me about the matter. I replied, "Because I think that rubbing my ass on the flag is disrespectful." I left before his brain exploded.
posted by Steven Baum 7/8/2002 03:56:57 PM |
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VICTIMS BY NATIONALITY
Here you can find a list of the 9/11 victims broken down by nationality and, within the USA, by state.
posted by Steven Baum 7/8/2002 03:06:38 PM | link

BUSH GIVES WEAPONS TECHNOLOGY TO COMMIES
Insight, a Washington Times/Moonie magazine that never found a story about Clinton it couldn't turn into a "Clinton is the downfall of western civilization" shriekfest, was "shocked, shocked and appalled" to discover that Bush was not only doing the same thing for which they'd been excoriating Clinton, but doing Clinton one better. Note also the appearance by collectivist firebrands Judicial Watch and Accuracy in Media in the piece. There is a substantive difference between the adminstrations, of course. While Clinton was in league with the Chinese communist party (and, indeed, promised a major leadership role therein after he left office), Bush et al. are too morally disheartened and shocked by the revelation that Clinton is - in addition to ditching his thousand dollar suits for Mao jackets - getting epicanthic folks surgically attached, to stop the Chinese technology transfer,
The Bush administration has been "as bad, if not worse" than the Clinton administration when it comes to the transfer of sensitive technologies to the People's Republic of China (PRC), claims Tom Fitton, president of Judicial Watch, a nonpartisan public-interest law firm. Fitton says the Bush administration even has "relaxed the rules put in place during the Clinton years." Specifically, he tells Insight, the administration has allowed the transfer of "computer technology [whose] only practical purpose is for nuclear-weapon design." Fitton says that from the beginning the administration went "full-speed ahead" with China trade and efforts to get the PRC into the World Trade Organization (WTO), which Fitton tells Insight only gives China more opportunities to modernize its military and "get cash" with which to buy high-tech weapons elsewhere.

While few have gone so far as Fitton with such complaints, criticism of U.S. transfers of sensitive technology to China is growing. Accuracy in Media another Washington watchdog group, echoes Fitton on computer-technology transfers: "President Bush seems to have no clearer vision of what constitutes a strategically sensitive export than did Clinton. For example, Republicans harshly condemned Clinton for exporting high-performance computers to China, but President Bush has more than doubled the control threshold on these computers despite existing intelligence estimates that demonstrate how China's national security benefits from such acquisitions."

Indeed, in his last days as a lame-duck president Clinton made exports of U.S. supercomputers easier by raising the export threshold from 28,000 millions of theoretical operations per second (MTOPS) to 85,000 MTOPS. Bush raised that limit to 190,000 MTOPS. A General Accounting Office (GAO) official tells Insight that the government hadn't done the necessary pre-export analysis and that an "interagency process" led by the Department of Defense should be in place for export controls.
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Especially entertaining later in the article is the statement "We lost the moral high ground with Clinton," seeing how it comes from an administration largely populated with Reagan/Bush I retreads, i.e. the same bunch that armed Saddam Hussein to the teeth in the 1980s.
posted by Steven Baum 7/8/2002 02:40:56 PM | link

POST-MASSACRE COVER-UP ATTEMPT
Yahoo News reports that U.S. troops made a bad thing worse when they attacked and occupied the houses of those who'd just been bombed.
US soldiers stormed the homes of Afghan villagers after they were bombed in a US air-raid last weekend and barred people from treating their wounded relatives, outraged Afghans said here.

"First they bombed the womenfolk, killing them like animals. Then they stormed into the houses and tied the hands of men and women," Mohammad Anwar told AFP at Kakrakai village in central Uruzgan province's Dehrawad district.

"It was cruelty. After bombing the area, the US forces rushed to that house, cordoned it off and refused to let the people help the victims or take them away for treatment," he said.

Anwar was pointing to the home of his brother Sharif, who was hosting a huge pre-wedding party for his son on the night of June 30 when US airships strafed Karkrakai and surrounding villages.
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Undoubtedly another false story planted by anti-American crypto-Talibans, as the next paragraph proves.
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Sharif, who risked the wrath of the Taliban to keep Afghan President Hamid Karzai alive during his daring mission into then-Taliban-ruled central Afghanistan last October, was killed.

So were Anwar's wife, Sharif's wife and four children. The groom-to-be son survived because he was confined to a separate house as local wedding tradition decrees.
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If this is true, it is a far worse incident than the original bombing. While you can make a non-absurd case that the bombing was accidental, there is no excuse for holding captive and refusing medical treatment to those you didn't manage to kill in your original attack, although I'm sure the usual suspects would be more than happy to attempt to interpret the Geneva Convention in whatever way the Cabal desires.
posted by Steven Baum 7/8/2002 02:16:36 PM | link

TURDBLOSSOM
According to the "Lexington" column in the 6/22-28
Economist, Dubya has conferred two nicknames on his political Svengali Karl Rove: "boy genius" and "turdblossom." The column details how Rove, whose Cabal come riding into D.C. on big, steaming piles of propaganda about how they, unlike the previous, satanic administration's pack of evil Washington "deal-doers", would implement their policies without kowtowing to special interest groups (well, other than Enron, the Carlyle Group, etc., all of whom are, of course, general interest groups) or obsessing about poll results. Lexington comments that the "fashionable" worry about Rove is that he's pushing the GOP too far to the right, but then begs to disagree.
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The real problem with Mr. Rove is his growing belief that politics is about bribing specific pressure groups, such as steel workers in important Rustbelt states, rather than pursuing the national interest.
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You can see the tears running down Lexington's cheeks as, after running through the excuses given by Rover's defenders about his ever increasing use of *GULP* Clintonian political machinations, he concludes:
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A darker interpretation is that Mr. Rove's pandering is the easy option: it gives him room to dispense favours for clients and perform electoral conjuring tricks for his boss. The longer he remains in Washington, the less he talks about a rebirth of Republicanism and th emore he indulges in Beltway power-games.
I was disappointed not reading at least an implication that Rove, upon learning of Clinton's getting a BJ, was so morally shocked, appalled and devastated that he was permanently veered from his original, saintly course. Hell, I've aged five years and my joints have gotten a lot more painful since I first learned of it. There can be only one explanation.
posted by Steven Baum 7/8/2002 10:11:07 AM | link

REIGNING IN THE CORPS
The many boondoggles perpetrated by the Army Corps of Engineers throughout the last century are well chronicled, for example, in the late Marc Reisner's
Cadillac Desert. According to the 6/22-28 Economist, we may be seeing the beginning of the end of the imperial Corps.

An example of the Corps at its worst is a planned $180 million project (which will cost at least another $1 million per year to operate over the next 50 years) to build the world's largest pumping plant near where the Yazoo River meets the Mississippi, a few miles away from Vicksburg. The stated goal is to keep the Yazoo backwater area from flooding during high water events, to be accomplished by pumping 6 million gallons per minute over an existing levee. So what does that other "bureacracy" have to say about it?

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An economic study commissioned by the EPA concluded that the pump's cost would be six times its maximum benefit to farmers. The EPA says the pump will damage almost ten times more wetlands than the corps estimated, and that it will not protect a single home from flooding.
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The project was authorized by Congress in 1941, but nothing happened until Sen. Thad Cochran (Miss-GOP) intervened a few years back to bring it to life. A similar boondoggle is planned a few hundred miles upriver in Missouri, where...
... the corps wants to finish off another controversial project to protect marginal farmland. The first stage of the New Madrid floodway, a $65 million plan to lock the river in its channel, will involve closing a 1,500 foot gap in the existing levee, building two pumps and channelling a tributary. As with the Yazoo pump, local farmers have been excused from standard cost-sharing conditions, in this case because of the supposed flood-control benefits the project will bring to the town of East Prairie.
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The reality behind the project is somewhat less rosy than the corps and a few others would have you believe, though.
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The project is being pushed by the local congresswoman, Jo Ann Emerson, a Republican. Yet the corps acknowledges that the area would still flood once every ten years anyway. Moreover, having sealed up the only remaining break in the levee, the agency would nevertheless be required by law to blow a huge hole in the bank in the event of a 100-year flood, to relieve pressure on cities further upstream.
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An alternative project that would eliminate flooding within East Prairie has been proposed. It would cost $11 million as opposed to $65 million.

Critics have coined the phrase "no WRDA without reform", referring to the biennial Water Resources Development Act that authorizes new water projects, which is coming up for renewal this summer. Trent Lott and Christopher Bond, Republican senators from Mississippi and Missouri, on the other hand, have countered with their own "no WRDA with reform." Such is the party that's been telling us for over 20 years now how it's going to reduce all that excess spending of evil "big gummint."
posted by Steven Baum 7/8/2002 09:46:12 AM | link

AN ECONOMY SINGED
The lead editorial in the 6/22-28
Economist finds these usually optimistic cheerleaders for free enterprise apparently coming down off a bad acid trip. Hell, they aren't even buying into the "a couple of bad apples" theory the Cabal's trying to fob off on an already defrauded public. Does the Betty Ford Clinic have a program for disillusioned economists?
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Almost 1,000 American companies have now restated their earnings since 1997, admitting in effect that they had previously published wrong or misleading numbers. As the Securities and Exchange Commission cracks down [no glazed beets for a month, you naughty boys] on creative corporate accounting, more such admissions lie ahead, even among household names. Phoney accounts mean that much of the profit growth of the late 1990s, the ostensible justification for Wall Street's bubbling up to its ephemeral heights, was equally phoney. It is hardly surprising that investors are so anxious. [Note to self: Buy more Prozac shares.]

Disappointment and anxiety have prompted investors, particularly foreigners, to re-examine America's economic model in a new and more critical light. And, unfortunately, several other long-ignored blemishes are now glaring. Notable among them is the country's reliance on foreign savings. With a current-account deficit of around 4% of GDP and rising, America is absorbing an ever-rising share of global savings - a trend that is ultimately unsustainable. Worse, unlike in the 1990s, these savings are not financing a private-sector investment boom [which later went bust]. With business investment flat, foreigners are now largely financing Americans' consumption and, increasingly, a rising federal budget deficit.
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Geez, have these usually reliable apologists for the status quo been secretly taken over by the Socialist Worker's Party? Send in the troops!
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Driven largely by last year's recession, America's budget deficit is likely to reach 1.5% of GDP this year. Unfortunately the combination of Mr. Bush's enthusiasm for tax cuts and Congress's proclivity for [defense, agricultural subsidies, etc.] spending suggests that deficits of 1% of GDP or more may linger even as the economy recovers. It is no small irony that, just as the sliding dollar suggests that foreigners are becoming increasingly unwilling to pay for Americans' lack of thrift, the Bush administration and Congress are doing their best to pull America's saving rate down yet further.
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Well, we'll learn those bloody foreigners the meaning of the word respect if we have to privatize the entire government and officially put the Carlyle Group in charge of the world invasion. The official list already includes a third of them, anyway. What's a few more when a third SUV is at stake?
posted by Steven Baum 7/8/2002 09:26:19 AM | link


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