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Friday, February 08, 2002

IRAN BUSTS TALIBAN INFILTRATORS
Remember how Israel was telling the U.S. that Osama was in Iran, and how that got the suck-ups in the Bush Regime to add Iran to their ridiculous "axis of evil" list? Well, Iran's
busting members of the Taliban in Iran, but guess where they're coming from?
Iran said on Thursday it had arrested many Taliban sympathisers infiltrating the country but no members of Osama bin Laden's al-Qaeda network. Intelligence Minister Ali Yunesi said a "large number" of Taliban supporters had illegally entered Iran through Pakistan and many more were preparing to cross the border. "We have arrested a large number of them, smashed several human smuggling rings and seized false passports," he told Iran's IRNA news agency. "We warn the government of Pakistan that it must stop the infiltration."

But the minister denied US charges that Iran was giving refuge to al-Qaeda supporters. "So far, no one has been identified as an al-Qaeda fighter. If they are found, we will definitely arrest them and hand them over according to international norms," he said. Washington says many al-Qaeda militants slipped into Iran from Afghanistan following the defeat of the ruling Taliban.

How is it that everyone on the planet except those in the Bush Cabal and Sharon and his terrorist cadre suspect that Osama and the other remnants of Al Qaeda are in Pakistan? What happened to "aiding or harboring terrorists is equivalent to being a terrorist"? Why is Iran, which is arresting terrorists sneaking across the border from Pakistan, on the "axis of evil" list while Pakistan, which is obviously harboring those terrorists, not?
posted by Steven Baum 2/8/2002 11:31:22 AM | link

I HAVE SEEN THE FUTURE OF JAZZ...
Not to worry. I'm not going to pull a Jon Landau here, but I was most impressed upon my first listen to Nils Petter Molvaer's
Solid Ether last night. Sure, it might have been partly due to the addition of a micromega T-DAC to the source chain, and maybe even partially the fault of a few cans of Oranjeboom, but it's a fine album combining jazz trumpet with a generous but not too generous helping of electronica. Okay, the T-DAC was also damned impressive, with what I thought was a problem with the Acoustat subwoofer being merely a shitty bass signal from the DVD player I was using as a CD source. So I passed the DVD's optical output through the T-DAC before I sent it to the pre-amp and the bass took on a life of its own. The overall detail was also tremendously improved, as I found by switching back and forth on the pre-amp between the T-DAC and DVD outputs. Things will most likely improve even further when I get the Yamaha CDX-1100u I'm going to use as a CD transport. Those Acoustats are quite demanding sumbitches in the way of sources, but they certainly do reward when you give in to the demands.
posted by Steven Baum 2/8/2002 10:16:29 AM | link

TZADIK
Tzadik is John Zorn's label, and as such carries most of his own releases (in the Archival Series) as well as a most interesting mix of stuff from around the world or, as some might aver, the universe. Other sections at the site include Radical Jewish Culture, the Composer Series, New Japan, and the always popular Lunatic Fringe, with the latter including such classics as Self Indulgent Music by Danny Cohen, Mike Boner and the HorseCock Kids. A bonus is a section feature Zorn's Top 10 Lists for CDs, books and films. The last seems most topical given a certain recent remake.
  • Rollerball (the frigging original directed by Norman Jewison)
  • Donovan's Reef (directed by John Ford)
  • Rififi (directed by Jules Dassin)
  • Kitten with a Whip (with Ann-Margaret)
  • Pretty Poison (with Tony Perkins and Tuesday Weld)
  • Tout Va Bien (directed by Jean Luc Goddard)
  • A Propos De Nice/Taris (directed by Jean Vigo)
  • Diary of a Chambermaid (directed by Luis Bunuel)
  • Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (dircted by Ang Lee)
  • Legong Dance Vol. 1 and 2
For those interested (or not), I stumbled on this while searching for releases by drummer Bill Elgart, which are about as easy to obtain as hen's teeth.
posted by Steven Baum 2/8/2002 10:07:56 AM | link

Thursday, February 07, 2002

FASTOW'S BIG MOUTH
Former Enron CFO Andrew Fastow is taking the Fifth and having his mouthpiece tell the press how he's not responsible for the collapse.
CFO magazine tells how Fastow's bragging to them in 1999 about how deucedly clever he was indicates otherwise.
In an appearance before the Securities and Exchange Commission late last month, former Enron CFO Andrew Fastow is said to have invoked the Fifth Amendment when asked about his role in the company's downfall. Just days before, Fastow's lawyer reportedly told one newspaper that Fastow bears no responsibility for the company's collapse - the largest in U.S. corporate history.

But Fastow's own comments suggest that he does. In an interview with CFO in mid-1999, Fastow asserted that he had helped keep almost $1 billion in debt off Enron's balance sheet through the use of a complex and innovative arrangement. "It's not consolidated and it's nonrecourse," he told CFO.

It's the stupid and careless criminals that always get nailed, and arrogance is, if not the mother, the first cousin of both.
posted by Steven Baum 2/7/2002 04:58:25 PM | link

ARTHUR ANDERSON'S RAP SHEET
The
SF Gate prints out Arthur Anderson's rap sheet. First, some ongoing trials indicating either massive criminality or complete incompetence.
In Phoenix, Andersen is set to go to trial in one month for its audit of the Baptist Foundation of Arizona, the nation's largest nonprofit bankruptcy. The foundation sold bank-style products to investors and promised to give its profits to church causes. But state regulators alleged it was a Ponzi scheme and halted sales. About 11,000 investors, many retired, lost more than $300 million.

The Baptist case involves Enron-esque allegations, such as the use of off- balance-sheet entities to hide bad assets, destroyed documents and whistle- blowers who were ignored. Two Andersen auditors refused to testify during a deposition, invoking the Fifth Amendment.

In next month's trial, a trust representing the foundation's successor is seeking $300 million plus punitive damages. Andersen is also being sued by investors and the state of Arizona, which wants to revoke the license of three Andersen professionals.

In San Jose, Andersen is involved in a class-action lawsuit over its audit of HBO & Co. before it was acquired by San Francisco's McKesson in 1999. Shortly after the merger, McKesson announced that HBOC's revenues had been grossly overstated. The revelation knocked $9 billion off McKesson HBOC's market value in one day. Last month, a federal judge denied Andersen's motion to dismiss claims against it.

In Australia, the government is investigating Andersen's audit of HIH Insurance, that nation's largest bankruptcy. Andersen signed off on the company as a going concern months before it folded.

And then some of its past convictions.
In 1999, Andersen paid $90 million to settle shareholder lawsuits arising from its audit of a collapsed Connecticut developer, Colonial Realty.

The same year, Andersen and Waste Management together paid $220 million to settle class-action lawsuits over alleged accounting irregularities. Last year, Andersen paid $7 million to settle Securities and Exchange Commission charges related to its Waste Management audits.

Also last year, Andersen agreed to pay $110 million to settle suits brought by shareholders of Sunbeam, another audit client.

So is Anderson typical of the Big Five accounting firms and, if so, how many more corporate bunko artists are being shielded by them? How many more houses of cards are going to collapse?
posted by Steven Baum 2/7/2002 04:51:26 PM | link

GIULIANI BURIES HIS PAPERS
Time's Man of the Year and America's favorite daddy figure post-9/11 Rudy Giuliani is taking a page from the Bush Cabal's book and hiding the paperwork from his controversial terms as mayor of New York City. Like Bush burying his Texas gubornatorial papers in his daddy's library, Giuliani's hiding his mayoral papers is unprecedented.
When former Mayor Rudy Giuliani trucked his City Hall papers to a private Queens warehouse last month, he took a step no other mayor ever has taken.

Backed by an unprecedented agreement signed a week before he left office, Giuliani carted away more than 2,000 boxes of memos, pictures and phone logs - material that other modern-day mayors have handed over directly to the city - and placed them in a state-of-the-art storage facility at his own expense.

While the agreement says the city "retains ownership" and "ultimate control" over the boxes' contents, it also grants Giuliani the right to withhold from the public any document he considers of "personal interest."

Could Rudy be attempting to hide the details of such actions as strong-arming and attempting to screw the same police and firemen he later trumped up as national heroes? He certainly realizes that a whole lot of people forgot a whole lot of nasty things about him post-9/11, and undoubtedly wants it to stay that way.
posted by Steven Baum 2/7/2002 04:39:06 PM |
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THERE'S "CLASSIFIED" AND THEN THERE'S "CLASSIFIED"
Joshua Mitchell details the perfidiousness of the Bush Cabal when it comes to executive privilege.
For the last year President Bush's White House has pursued what amounts to a two-tiered policy on executive privilege and prerogative: Nixonian secrecy when it comes to the records of his own administration, and a let-it-all-hang-out openness when it comes to those of his reviled predecessor. Even the Bush administration's inconsistency is inconsistent: Clinton-era records that tarnish the former president's reputation are offered up with alacrity, while those that might cast him in a better light are hoarded as executive-branch secrets.
He then offers the details vis a vis that "inconsistent incosistency" part.
The Bush White House claims that President Clinton's own representatives agreed with its decision to make the documents available -- and it was, if anything, actually assisting the former president rather than acting to embarrass him.

The truth is rather different.

Under the Presidential Records Act, which is the 1978 law governing the custody of current and former presidents' records, requests for presidential documents follow a two-tiered decision-making process. Requests from congressional committees are forwarded from the National Archives (where the records are stored) to the White House. The White House then makes a decision about what is and what isn't classified, and thus what's available to be subpoenaed and what's not. That decision is made by the White House Counsel's Office in consultation with the National Security Council. If the current White House gives the go-ahead, the former president in question still has the right to try to invoke executive privilege to block the release.

In the case of the Clinton-Barak transcripts, the normal procedure would have been for the White House simply to reject Burton's request. Transcripts of private conversations between presidents and foreign heads of government are simply not made available to congressional committees -- certainly not when the conversations are only months old. It wasn't just "out of the ordinary," said one of former President Clinton's high-level advisors. "It was extraordinarily out of the ordinary." Nonetheless, Bush White House counsel Al Gonzales' office decided to be uncharacteristically generous and declassify the material the Burton committee wanted to look at (and, presumably, to leak).

This put the matter back on the former president. Clinton could have attempted to invoke executive privilege to prevent the release of the transcripts. But as the Bush White House Counsel's Office well knew, such an attempt would have been legally questionable and, more importantly, politically disastrous. Early in the pardon scandal, the former president had pledged full cooperation with all investigations and specifically ruled out any executive privilege claims, so he had little choice but to let the documents go. "The standard response would have been to deny access to these records," said one legal source close to the former president back in August. "But the current White House declassified [these] portions of the tape, thereby putting it back on the [former] president."

In other words, narrowly speaking, the former president did indeed agree to the release of the documents -- but that was only because the Bush White House gave him no choice. Once the current White House Counsel's Office took the nearly unprecedented step of declassifying the transcripts, their release was pretty much a fait accompli.

In common parlance, the new occupants of the White House had put the squeeze on the old one. But that's not the end of the story.

After Newsweek published the Clinton-Barak excerpts, lawyers close to former President Clinton decided that other excerpts that had not been released would place the conversations and Clinton's actions in a more benign context. Former deputy White House counsel Bruce Lindsey, now acting on the former president's behalf, filed a request with the National Archives to secure the release of all the passages in which Clinton and Barak talked about the Marc Rich, not just those the Bush team had already sent to Congress.

Following established procedures, the National Archives sent the request along to the Bush White House. But the reply they received was a firm "no."

The reason from the White House? Those other passages were classified.

Ah, but at least the Cabal is bring honor and dignity back to the White House, from the drunken, lying pretzelboy at the top to the sleazy, crooked Enron appointees to the drunken, drugged out family members.
posted by Steven Baum 2/7/2002 04:19:14 PM | link

ANOTHER CROOK IN THE ENRON ADMINISTRATION
Media Whores Online tells of another shady ex-Enron employee appointed by Bush to the Enron Administration.
Bush Secretary of the Army Thomas E. "Enron" White has come under fire with Kenneth L. Lay, in connection with a scheme plotted to defraud Wall Street analysts about Enron Energy Services in 1998.

According to an on-line Dow Jones Report, EES had seventy-five employees of various kinds, including ordinary secretaries, posed as dummy sales representatives in a mock-up sales office at the company's Houston headquarters.

The point of the charade was to fool 150 visiting Wall Street analysts into believing that EES was a far busier and more coherent operation than it actually was.

"They actually brought in computers and phones and they told us to act like we were typing or talking on the phone when the analysts were walking through," a former EES administrative assistant said. "They told us it was very important for us to make a good impression and if the analysts saw that the operation was disorganized, they wouldn't give the company a good rating."

An EES spokeswoman partly confirmed the charges, though she claimed a far smaller number of employees were involved and that "[w]e weren't trying to mislead anyone."

The incident occurred amid a big push by EES to gain control of retail electricity in California.

Enron executives, including Kenneth Lay, escorted the analysts through the dummy operation and later returned to tell the employees that they had done a good job.

"I think a bunch of us asked [Lay] why did we just do this, and he said the analysts needed to see a bunch of warm bodies working so Enron could get a good credit rating," another of the employees said. "He said the trading part of Enron was the company's bread and butter."

The Dow Jones report does not confirm if Thomas "Enron" White was one of the executives who helped Lay give the phony tour.

But White was the vice-chairman of EES as well as CEO of Enron Operations Corporation, with a multi-million dollar salary. It is difficult to believe that he was unaware of any fraud involving his own division of Enron, regardless of whether he actually participated in the "tour."

White has also come under fire for allegations that, as Secretary of the Army, he attempted to set up a sweetheart contract for Enron with the Fort Hamilton army base in Brooklyn, New York.


posted by Steven Baum 2/7/2002 04:10:24 PM | link

Wednesday, February 06, 2002

WHOREFEST
Howard Kurtz reports of an off-the-record presidential luncheon the day of the State of the Nation address attended by media whores Dan Rather, Tom Brokaw, Peter Jennings, Ted Koppel, Judy Woodruff, Wolf Blitzer, Brit Hume, Jim Lehrer, Tim Russert, Bob Schieffer, Sam Donaldson and Cokie Roberts. You know, the folks who heard the same inane babble about an "axis of evil" as the rest of us, but who reported it as not unlike the second coming of Winston Churchill.
posted by Steven Baum 2/6/2002 04:41:40 PM |
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"I HARDLY KNOW THE MAN"
Sam Parry details yet another favor the Bush Cabal was doing for their pimp Ken Lay and Enron.
Under the direction of Bush's National Security Council staff, the U.S. government also strong-armed India to acquiesce to Enron's demands over its troubled Dabhol power plant, which Enron was hoping to sell for $2.3 billion. The NSC's extraordinary pressure on India continued even after Sept. 11 when Washington needed New Delhi's support in the war on terrorism and wanted the Indians to quiet their border dispute with neighboring Pakistan.

Internal administration documents suggest that Bush and his NSC staff put Enron's interests on par with or ahead of U.S. national security interests. The extraordinary NSC-led campaign around the Dabhol plant ended only on Nov. 8, the day the Securities and Exchange Commission delivered subpoenas to Enron about its questionable accounting. The same day, the company admitted that it had overstated its profits by $586 million since 1997, by improperly shifting debt into affiliated partnerships.

Lessee, should we attempt to forestall India invading Pakistan (using the same reasoning we used to justify invading Afghanistan), or keep sucking up to Ken Lay until the last possible minute?
posted by Steven Baum 2/6/2002 03:51:21 PM | link

ENRON'S DADDY
Greg Palast tells a sordid tale of a spiritual ancestor of Enron. He begins with Cliff Baxter, the former Enron vice-chairman who allegedly committed suicide and is now considered a hero by some for raising financial alarms about Enron. Palast points out that the heroic Baxter dumped his Enron stock last year for $35 million. He goes on to tell of another corporate scandal and another death over a decade ago.
You want to cry for a power industry exec who came to an early, violent, end? Then let me suggest to you Jake Horton, late senior vice-president of Gulf power, a subsidiary of Southern Company. (Southern is one of Enron's cohort in that fixed casino called the US electricity market.)

Horton apparently knew about some of his company's less-than-kosher accounting practices; and he had no doubt about its illegal campaign contributions to Florida politicans - he'd made the payments himself.

But unlike Baxter, who took the money and ran, in April 1989, Horton decided to blow the whistle, confront his bosses and go to state officials.

He demanded and received use of the company's jet to go and confront Southern's board of directors. Ten minutes after take-off, the jet exploded.

While the investigation into the plane crash was inconclusive, the company's CEO believed his death was suicide. He told the BBC: "I guess poor Jake saw no other way out."

Ultimately, Southern pleaded guilty to the charges related to the illegal payments.

Jake and Baxter are the beginning and end of the story of deregulation. I was part of a team investigating Southern's finances after Jake's plane went down, just after a grand jury voted to charge his company with criminal racketeering for manipulating its accounts.

Millions of dollars were charged to customers of Southern's subsidiary, Georgia Power, for spare parts that were not used.

The internal revenue service recommended indictment, but George Bush Sr's justice department put the kibosh on the prosecution (their legal prerogative) - in great part because the fancy financials had been blessed by the company's auditor: Arthur Andersen.

The company denied any wrongdoing.

But while Southern Company didn't face criminal charges, regulators ordered it to pay back millions to its customers.

Like father, like son. The elder Bush squashed this investigation as quickly and thoroughly as he did the SEC's investigation of son Neil concerning Silverado Savings and Loan, and the younger Bush is now insisting that his no-conflict of interest Justice Department handle the Enron fiasco rather than a special prosecutor.
posted by Steven Baum 2/6/2002 03:08:07 PM | link

SMOKING DOPE = TERRORISM?
The
Libertarian Party disagrees with the Bush Cabal's stuporbowl message that smoking dope is the moral equivalent of terrorism. The facts state otherwise.
However, in reality, the War on Drugs -- not peaceful Americans who use drugs -- is responsible for funneling tens of billions of dollars into the hands of murderous terrorists, said Crickenberger.

According to the United Nations, the illegal drug trade is worth $400 billion a year, he noted. And according to the Hoover Institution, drug prohibition drives up the prices of drugs by about 17,000%.

"The War on Drugs is a price support system for terrorists and drug pushers," he said. "It turns ordinary, cheap plants like marijuana and poppies into fantastically lucrative black market products. Without the War on Drugs, the financial engine that fuels terrorist organizations would sputter to a halt."

That's not the only way the War on Drugs makes America more vulnerable to terrorists, said Crickenberger. The War on Drugs also misdirects police resources.

In 2000, for example, police arrested an estimated 734,498 people for marijuana violations, most for simple possession, according to the Federal Bureau of Investigation's Uniform Crime Report.

In addition, more than 8,000 military personnel participate in anti-drug missions on U.S. soil, and more than 19,000 state and local police work full-time on drug cases. The total cost: About $50 billion a year at the federal, state, and local levels.

Oh, come on, who's going to belive those lying comsymps at the Hoover Institution anyway? Next they'll be financing their propaganda machine by selling crack to babies.
posted by Steven Baum 2/6/2002 02:24:01 PM | link

FROM ONE WALKER TO ANOTHER
George Herbert Walker Bush has viciously lashed out at John Walker Lindh on more than one occasion. Some consider these outbursts to be directed as much at Lindh's attorney as at Lindh himself. Lindh's attorney is James Brosnahan, a former federal prosecutor and member of Lawrence Walsh's independent counsel team that investigated the Iran-Contra shenanigans of the Reagan-Bush crowd.
Larry Chin outlines the connection in an article wherein he provides the following excerpts from a 1993 "Mother Jones" piece by Robert Parry.
"It was all so transparent that I was disappointed more people didn't pick up on the fact that all they were really trying to do was obstruct the trial of Weinberger. It was going to be a hell of a trial," Brosnahan said." The full story would have been told, as it pertained to the [obstruction] counts of the indictment. They [senior Reagan-Bush officials] couldn't have a trial. The cross- examination of Caspar Weinberger was going to be an event."

According to Brosnahan, the trial would have shown that Weinberger knew as early as summer 1985 that President Ronald Reagan had personally authorized missile shipments to Iran in violation of the Arms Control Export Act, and that this potentially impeachable act was concealed by constructing a false record. "The August [1985] meeting [of Reagan's National Security Council] discussed having Israel send the missiles to Iran and replenishing them out of U.S. stocks," says Brosnahan. "Weinberger is responsible for all missiles. The secretary of defense is the guy."

Another guy who stood to lose his exalted standing in Washington if the trial took place was General Colin Powell, who was Weinberger's principal aide in 1985. In an affidavit, Powell said he "saw virtually all the papers that went in and out of [Weinberger's] office" and thus would have had direct access to the evidence of missile replenishment. Early in the investigation, Powell gave conflicting accounts of his knowledge of Weinberger's extensive personal notes, denying knowledge of their existence (when Weinberger was claiming he didn't take any), and then saying in 1992 that the notes were no secret and describing them in detail (after Weinberger was forced to cough them up).

One of the prosecution's star witnesses would have been White House Chief of Staff Donald Regan, who finally would have recounted the frantic Oval Office scrambling to contain the scandal in November 1986, Brosnahan says. "Regan would say that when it broke, he denied things. But there came a point when he knew it was out of control. At some point, in December [1985] or January [1986], he wanted to get the whole thing out."

Bush saved his own as well as several other asses via his pardons of Weinberger, Elliot Abrams, Robert McFarlane, Dewey Clarridge, Alan Fiers and Claire George as his last act as president. Any and all of them could have implicated Bush in the matter, which makes those pardons a bit more questionable than a more recent pardon of a crooked financier that's still being investigated by House GOP looney-tune Dan Burton.
posted by Steven Baum 2/6/2002 01:41:21 PM | link

ANOTHER CANDIDATE
It appears that another country has
qualified to join the "axis of evil", and they've so sleazy that they'll sell weapons to one of the very few countries the U.S. won't sell to.
The Czech Republic, aware of Indonesia's dire need of military equipment, has offered a wide-range of defense products to compensate for the equipment that is still under limited embargo by the United States.

Visiting Czech Deputy Prime Minister for Foreign and Security Policy/Minister of Foreign Affairs Jan Kavan, in an interview with The Jakarta Post on Monday, said that Czech arms factories were known worldwide and were ready to supply defense products to Indonesia.

Well, they do have to protect themselves against those 12 Al-Qaeda divisions furiously swimming towards them.
posted by Steven Baum 2/6/2002 12:42:11 PM | link

AND THEY'LL ATTACK VIA HARLINGEN
Paul Krugman's latest NYTimes column provides some entertaining reading:
The events of Sept. 11 shocked and horrified the nation; they also presented the Bush administration with a golden opportunity to bury its previous misdeeds. Has more than $4 trillion of projected surplus suddenly evaporated into thin air? Pay no attention to the tax cut: it's all because of the war on terrorism.

In short, the administration's strategy is to prevent criticism of what amounts to a fiscal debacle by wrapping its budget in the flag. And I mean that literally: the budget report released yesterday came wrapped in a red, white and blue cover depicting the American flag.

But why am I so cynical? Isn't the war on terrorism a big deal?

The answer is that emotionally, morally, it is indeed a big deal; but fiscally it's very nearly a rounding error.

It's true that the administration is using the terrorist threat to justify a huge military buildup. But there are a couple of funny things about that buildup. First, if we really have to give up butter in order to pay for all those guns, shouldn't we reconsider future tax cuts that were conceived in a time of abundance? "Not over my dead body" isn't really an answer. And it's particularly hard to take all the grim war talk seriously when the administration is, at the very same time, proposing an additional $600 billion in tax cuts.

Second, the military buildup seems to have little to do with the actual threat, unless you think that Al Qaeda's next move will be a frontal assault by several heavy armored divisions. We non-defense experts are a bit puzzled about why an attack by maniacs armed with box cutters justifies spending $15 billion on 70-ton artillery pieces, or developing three different advanced fighters (before Sept. 11 even administration officials suggested that this was too many). No politician hoping for re- election will dare to say it, but the administration's new motto seems to be "Leave no defense contractor behind."

Obviously Krugman just doesn't give a damn about the children of those defense contractors. Like Mike Tyson said after his $10 million losing effort against Evander Holyfield when asked why he nearly bit the latter's ear off: "He was taking bread out of the mouths of my children."
posted by Steven Baum 2/6/2002 11:25:37 AM |
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MERCENARIES FOR EXXON
In a move anticipated hereabouts for quite some time, the oil industry's errand boy is
sending the troops in to protect the oil industry.
A delegation from the Bush administration is in Colombia for meetings with the country's president as Washington considers expanding military aid by $98 million to help protect an oil pipeline from guerrilla violence.

The U.S. delegation is set to meet with Colombian President Andres Pastrana after Bush proposed the aid to train and equip Colombian soldiers to protect the Cano-Limon pipeline, a frequent target of leftist guerrillas.

One would wonder when the troops will be sent in to protect the civilians being slaughtered by the right-wing, drug-running paramilitary terrorists (i.e. the AUC) - an unofficial branch of the Colombian military - if one could wonder such things without laughing oneself into a terribly painful state.

The proposed $98 million is part of a proposed $731 million overall, with the rest called "anti-narcotics aid." That is, the money will be used to arm and train the Colombian military - along with its drug-running compadres in the abovementioned AUC - to kill the commie drug-runners in the FARC, along with any suspicious-looking civilians in the area (i.e. any civilians in the area). Sure, it's an ugly thing but somebody has to make sacrifices to save upper class America from killing itself with nose candy, and that somebody might as well be dirt-grubbing peasants who are politically powerless even in their own country.
posted by Steven Baum 2/6/2002 11:12:56 AM | link

PERLES OF WISDOM
Saber rattler's saber rattler Richard Perle ensures that sneaky bastard Saddam Hussein doesn't wiggle out of his due invasion by being so devious as giving in to U.S. demands.
A senior adviser to United States Secretary of Defence Donald Rumsfeld indicated war with Iraq was likely even if Baghdad backs down and allows inspectors back in to hunt for weapons of mass destruction, according to an interview on Monday.

"I don't think there's anything (Iraqi leader) Saddam Hussein could do that would convince us there's no longer any danger coming from Iraq," said Richard Perle, head of the Defense Policy Board of the US Department of Defence and a top Rumsfeld adviser.

Meanwhile Turkey, whose leaders want to see a national Kurdish power base in Iraq (or anywhere else for that matter) like they want extra holes in their heads, is
warning Iraq to do what Rumsfeld's pit bull's saying doesn't matter a damned bit anyway:
In another development, Turkey's prime minister issued a direct warning to Saddam Hussein Monday, urging the Iraqi leader to head off possible US military action by allowing UN weapons inspectors back into his country.

In a letter to Saddam, Bulent Ecevit said Turkey was trying to avert the threat of military action against its neighbour Iraq. But, he said, Turkish efforts couldn't succeed without "removal of the obstacles before the UN inspections on armaments."

You see, the "bad kurds" in Turkey would look to the "good kurds" in Iraq ... oh, never mind, my brain hurts.
posted by Steven Baum 2/6/2002 10:50:38 AM | link

QUOTE OF THE DAY
How do you qualify to join the "axis of evil"? Donald Rumsfeld
tells us:
"The way to think about North Korea in the context of the president's speech is that they have active weapons of mass destruction programs and they have demonstrated repeatedly a willingness to sell almost anything they have to anybody in the world that wants it."
My lack of god! They make weapons and sell them! Let's nuke 'em now before it's too late!
posted by Steven Baum 2/6/2002 10:26:43 AM | link

Monday, February 04, 2002

SOUNDS AND IMAGES
I've just about completed setting up another sound system. Getting involved with my Unindicted Co-Conspirator (UCC) afforded me the opportunity and the desire to upgrade her sonic environment, i.e. I wanted and needed a better system at her place. I started with a set of
Acoustat 1+1 speakers. This was a new experience for me as I've never owned a set of electrostatic speakers, which differ from traditional speakers in that the air is moved to produce sound by the vibration of a stretched sheet of mylar rather than that of a round cone. The low mass of the mylar makes for a quicker transient response than with traditional speakers, which does amazing things for acoustic instrumental and vocal recordings.

As a matter of fact, the first time I realized what the oft-used review term "imaging" really meant was the first time I played Diana Krall's When I Look in Your Eyes. Similar acoustically astonishing things happened when I played the 20-bit remastered version of Friday Night in San Francisco, the acoustic guitar classic performed by John McLaughlin, Al DiMeola and Paco de Lucia. The aural illusion of fingers plucking individual strings (albeit at light speed on this recording) is easy to attain and maintain.

Closing my eyes and sitting in the sweet spot while listening to such superbly recorded albums as these is a true aural pleasure. One drawback is that inferior recordings are now obviously revealed as such. For instance, most pop/rock albums of the last 30 years underwent some sort of compression of their dynamic range before they were released, a "feature" that becomes glaringly obvious once you've heard a recording whose dynamic range hasn't been squeezed like a nickel at a haggis festival.

The other non-source components in the system are a Carver C-4000 preamplifier and a Hafler DH-220 amplifier. The first has a surfeit of features I haven't yet gotten around to such as an auto-correlation noise reduction system and a peak unlimiter, the latter of which supposedly undoes the sort of compression mentioned above. The Hafler amp is a heavy and durable war-horse that cranks out a true 120 Watts per channel which, I should mention, are needed with the electrostats, whose major drawback is one hell of a thirst for the juice. I'll probably have to eventually get an amp that cranks out 200 or more clean watts per channel if I want to squeeze the last bit of sound out of the speakers, but the Hafler's just fine for now.

For now the only source component is a DVD player on which CDs are spun, but I'm working to put together a separate transport/DAC combination. That is, most CD/DVD players both extract the information (i.e. the 0s and 1s) from the disc and convert the digital info to an analog signal for the speakers in the same box. In the abovementioned combination, the transport spins the platter accurately and reads off the information, while the DAC (digital to analog converter) creates the analog signal. Sure, it's anal, but I've got the time, the recordings, and the desire so what the hell. I may just end up using my Marantz CDR631 CD recorder as a transport seeing how that sumbitch seems pretty solid.

Next up of course is a machine or machines to play SACD and DVD-Audio discs.
posted by Steven Baum 2/4/2002 02:01:38 PM | link

THE ENRON VALUES
Michael Tomasky's column has some juicy tidbits about everyone's favorite company.
Enron, you see, was big on puffing up its values, and not just its stock values. The company produced posters, paperweights and kindred baubles for its employees that were larded with talk of "values." There was even an acronym for the company's ideals - RICE, which stood for respect, integrity, communcation and excellence. Former employees have been reduced to hawking these wares on eBay, in the hope that the Internet, a person-to-person system of capitalism, might treat them more kindly that the corporate version did.

So get this, from a poster being peddled on eBay recently. "Respect. We treat others as we would like to be treated ourselves. We do not tolerate abusive of disrespectful treatment. Ruthlessness, callousness, and arrogance don't belong here." Under the word integrity, the poster says: "We work with customers and prospects openly, honestly, and sincerely. When we say we will do something, we will do it; and when we say we cannot or will not do something, then we won't do it." Under communication comes "the obligation to communicate." In the company's annual report for 1999, these "values" were printed alongside a photo of two affluent-looking, beaming African Americans. In 1998, they were next to a photo of an Indian woman in a hard hat.

Dig deep and you can be the proud owner of an Enron "visions and values" t-shirt, an Enron koozie or, the prize of prizes, a copy of the Enron code of ethics handbook.
posted by Steven Baum 2/4/2002 12:58:48 PM | link

PARDON MOI
Amidst all the continuing furor (at least on Fox and other GOP official organs) about Clinton's pardon of Marc Rich, a pardon made by another president isn't getting nearly the publicity it deserves. A Robert Wendell Walker Jr. was pardoned by Ronald Reagan - that's right, by the Gipper - in 1981. Here's the
background on the saint pardoned by Reagan:
When he was 21, Walker tried to rob First National Bank of Oregon in downtown Portland. He surrendered in 1970 and was sentenced to five years on probation.

Reagan granted him a pardon in 1981 for the attempted bank robbery conviction, and in 1977 Oregon Gov. Bob Straub pardoned him for two shoplifting convictions.

Oh, but you say, Walker's undoubtedly turned his life around and is now a solid, productive, GOP-voting citizen, unlike that evil nogoodnik Marc Rich who's probably up to evil even as I type this. So what has Walker been up to lately?
An Aloha man who killed his wife and then chopped up and burned her body in his back yard has been sentenced to life in prison.

Fifty-three-year-old Robert Wendell Walker must spend a minimum of 25 years in prison before he is eligible for parole.

A Washington County judge last month found Walker guilty of murder and corpse abuse in the death of his wife, Terrie Lee Walker.

Walker claimed he shot his wife in October 2000 when she came at him with a steak knife in the kitchen of their Aloha home.

Walker said he was overdosing on amphetamines and in a fog of grief and panic when he cleaned up evidence and tried to destroy the body by cutting it up and burning it.

Ah, the Gipper's power to discern the strong fabric of morality in others is surpassed only by his own strong moral fiber (well, except for the divorce and ignoring his children from his first marriage and all that other stuff). He undoubtedly discerned in three-time loser Walker a diamond in the rough, a simple rascal who had sowed his wild oats and now wanted only to roll up his sleeves and build a brighter future for America. The only possible rational answer to why this tragedy happened is that Hillary Clinton, still in a bloodlust after killing Vince Foster, needed another victim and Walker's wife was convenient and available. And they undoubtedly had a satanic lesbian sex orgy before Clinton went berserk and did the dirty deed.

More prime Gipper bashing is ready and waiting for aficionados.
posted by Steven Baum 2/4/2002 10:59:00 AM | link

THE UNHOLY TROIKA
One can understand Bush attempting to sound like a scolding schoolmarm vis a vis Iraq, but why the hell were Iran and North Korea thrown into the mix other than to give him the chance to babble sexy, poll-spiking phrases like "evil axis"?
Paul Michaud reports the involvement of the bloody hands of Ariel Sharon in the case of Iran. But first, the compelling reason to include North Korea:
North Korea was apparently added "for good measure," say the sources, for Bush does not apparently want to give the impression that his crusade is waged exclusively against Islam or the Middle East.
And now Sharon's machinations:
As for Iran, the French sources say that Israel, on the eve of the forthcoming visit to Washington of Prime Minister Ariel Sharon, has provided intelligence to Bush according to which, firstly, Osama bin Laden is presently very much alive and well, and that he is being kept "under the heavy protection" of Iranian security forces in northwestern Iran, not far from its border with Iraq.

The other "revelation" made by the Israelis to President Bush and his entourage would indicate that the other major figure on America's "wanted" list, Mulla Omar, has also made his way to Iran, and that he was exfiltrated to the northwestern part of the country, from Afghanistan, where he was until now in hiding.

And why might those not attempting to keep the poll numbers up or become the New American Ceasars question the equation of Iran and Iraq (well, other than that bit about them despising each other because of a recent long and bloody war)?
What flusters French strategists about the US decision to place Iran in its line of fire is that relations between Iran and the West, the United States and France included, had become warmer in recent months, indeed that Tehran had been one of the first countries in the world to condemn the Sept 11 attack on the World Trade Center. More recently, Washington had gone so far as to congratulate Iran on its "constructive role" in the creation of a new Afghan state, notably during preparatory meetings held in Bonn on reconstruction of Afghanistan.

And, if Iran seemed so ready to involve itself in the pacification of Afghanistan, it was for a number of pressing reasons, among them the return to Afghanistan of the 2.5 million Afghan refugees present on its soil.

The cost of maintaining the refugees on its territory was proving incredibly onerous to Iran, say French sources privy with the matter, specially as the West, which encouraged the action, never came through with much of the financial and technical support that had been promised.

Another reason why Iran had welcomed an end to the Afghan conflict and the arrival in power of a credible government was the possibility of at last putting an end to a war which, over 20 years, had cost it the lives of some 4,000 militarymen, also the expense of the construction and maintenance of special fortifications along its joint border with Afghanistan.

As the French sources put it, Iran has had absolutely no interest in continuing any of the terrorist activities cited by Bush in his "evil axis" speech of Wednesday.

Indeed, they say, Iran has made a number of decisions going back to last year which it hoped would be read positively by Washington in hopes that the two countries could turn a leaf on a relationship that turned sour in 1979 with the return to Iran of Ayatollah Khomeini, who had until then been in exile in France, and above all the kidnapping the following year of diplomats at the US embassy in Tehran - an event that not only brought about the defeat, in 1980, of president Jimmy Carter, but also the arrival in power the following January of president Ronald Reagan and his new vice president, George Bush senior.

Other than noting that the relationship between the U.S. and Iran probably first soured in 1952 when the CIA overthew their duly elected leader at the behest of the oil industry, the above points about Iran ring a whole lot more truthfully than Bush's inane, childish blithering about an "evil axis." And if Osama et al. are hiding anywhere it's most likely in the commodious confines of new special friend Pakistan, who apparently got a whole deck of "get out of jail free" cards when they agreed under duress to at least make friendly noises after the events of 9/11.
posted by Steven Baum 2/4/2002 10:16:44 AM | link

THOSE EVIL BASTARDS!
Despite being number one with a bullet on Bush's hit list, in league with satan, the reincarnation of the Nazis, haters of the Bastion of Freedom and Democracy until the day they draw their last breath, etc., Iraq seems to have no problem at all when it comes to
selling oil to those it supposedly utterly despises. And the saber-rattlers in the White House similarly have no problem letting their cronies in the oil industry buy oil from evil, dangerous, nanny boo-boo satan hisself.
Iraq's oil exports to the United States surged during 2001 under the United Nations programme despite political antagonism, the Middle East Economic Survey (MEES) reports.

Exports of the two main Iraqi crudes, Basrah Light and Kirkuk, rose substantially over 2000, the Cyprus-based industry newsletter says in its February 4 edition.

For Basrah Light, 79 percent of liftings went to North America in 2001 compared with 58 percent in the previous year, MEES said. And 31 percent of Kirkuk liftings were exported to the United States compared with just four percent in 2000.


posted by Steven Baum 2/4/2002 10:02:08 AM | link

DAMN!!!
Given the endless series of incredibly boring and inane messages that I receive from the oceanography mailing list, you can imagine how surprised and excited I was to receive one this morning with the title "4th floor reefer." Maybe I've been listening to the Grateful Dead too much lately, but I was severely crestfallen when I opened the message to find out if was about repairing a refrigerator.
posted by Steven Baum 2/4/2002 09:51:44 AM |
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