BLOODY GITS
So I get bored last night and make the mistake of watching
NBC's Olympics coverage. Not only do I get the predictable load of
"dreamy dream-dream" and "someone they knew
died in the last century" bullshit, but crass jingoism and barely-concealed racism joined in on
the festivities.
During the women's 10 meter diving finals, we're
treated to the announcers telling us how the American won despite
the Chinese divers marching up the ladder and performing dive
after dive like machines - a real triumph of gumption, fast food and
the freedom to choose any of 3,000 brands of deodorant over
mindless automatons. That's right, the American woman came
straight to the diving venue out of an arcade, wearing her baseball
cap backwards, baked an apple pie, and scurried on up that ladder
to perform the best series of dives of the night after undergoing absolutely none
of the endless hours of practice drudgery those barely human yellow
automatons were forced to go through.
NBC probably got a corporate stiffy when the winner turned on the
tear fountain during the post-victory interview even before the
dumbass interviewer recited a list of her dead ancestors, ailing
living relatives, and personal injuries over the last couple of
decades.
The winner did take a bit of the shine off the "rugged American individualist vs. automaton" theme when she immediately launched
into the religious litany template chanted by an increasing number
of athletes during their post-competition interviews.
One of the many things I really admire about Lance Armstrong is
that he avoids that sort of thing in both interviews and his book.
A clue as to why might be found in the fact that the father that
left when he was young was a religious fundamentalist.
I'm quite pleased to hear that NBC's ratings are down (to the point
where the sponsors have demanded and received an extra
minute's worth of ad time every half hour), and pity anyone who
wastes any more time than I have viewing their travesty of a mockery
of a sham of a presentation.
posted by Steven Baum
9/25/2000 10:31:07 AM |
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